bait general: discuss your finest baits - /r9k/ (#81686887) [Archived: 610 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:39:26 AM No.81686887
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How often do you post /r9k/ bait threads? Do you find other boards easier to bait? Or maybe more fun?
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:40:36 AM No.81686891
I very rarely bait post. I like to actually discuss things.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:40:46 AM No.81686892
>>81686887 (OP)
I should switch over to v huh?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:41:32 AM No.81686897
>>81686887 (OP)
I am behind the amwf threads.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:41:51 AM No.81686901
Grease The Advertisement: Elbow Room
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:58:18 AM No.81686997
/r9k/ is the only board i ragebait on it's so easy kekw
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:59:05 AM No.81687004
I bait on fit. Americans don't understand tipping in a gym and that most in countries you tip the gym staff.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:01:22 AM No.81687021
>>81686887 (OP)
I ragebait on here and /pol/ and you guys are just so easy to piss off how can I not?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:36:29 AM No.81687205
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>>81686887 (OP)
The best baits I ever did:
>"I'm army vet who gets $13K in disability a month God bless America"
The sheer amount of ESL seething is amusing
>tailored copypasta'd reddit feminist takes
I slight tailor them to be about what robots are saying so they feel "real". Have had 400+ comment threads.
>"black person just moved into my neighborhood, now there is trash everywhere and music is playing at 5am and theft, everyone is moving out, but I just bought my house WTF do I do!!!?????"
Works. Every. Fucking. Time.
>I'm a glowie here is my confession
This one required a detailed back story, to much effort
>find weird obscure historical fact with a 3 second google search, post: "time line is shifting again, mandela effect is increasing, now John Hansen is the first president, why are (((they))) doing this?
>"I'M CHRISTIAN, JESUS WASNT A JEW!!!!"
Literally all I do is find takes on 4plebs and post them endlessly and harvest the butthurt and LOLs.
>I'm a 20yo Japanese woman, pay me ____ amount and I'll be your GF
>Stacy got me expelled she accused me of sexual harassments but all I did reach in my pants to get my wallet
>"hey r9gay? why is "gaybaiting", or beating the shit out of a gay guy gaining so much popularity?"
>Post a reddit neo-pagan take. Post a /pol/ Christian take in "response". watch Christians and Pagans enter thread and start arguing endlessly.
>find some coomgooner BBC post, respond to it 10 times. Robots start responding to it (thinking it must be important because others are posting to it). Soon robots are make entire threads discussing the post (I am no exaggerating).
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:39:44 AM No.81687224
>>81686887 (OP)
I have never posted a bait thread in my life. Knowing my luck I'd be banned instantly, as I've racked up quite a few three-days for sharing sincere beliefs
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:03:22 AM No.81687343
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>>81687224
>I have never posted a bait thread in my life
All you have to do is post takes that are contrarian to 4chans contrarian takes.
A good example would be:
>/pol/tard "pets are just social parasites that should be killed
>bait: "you should be kind to all animals"
>/pol/tards: REEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:04:18 AM No.81687349
>>81687343
>pol is a single person
Retard
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:09:58 AM No.81687380
>>81686887 (OP)
As a self proclaimed master baiter /pol/ is by far the easiest board to bait. It is very easy to get 1pbtid threads to hit the bump limit. /pol/tards are a special breed of retarded.
>>81687349
>pol is a single person
Functionally, yes.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:10:48 AM No.81687382
>>81686887 (OP)
Never baited. I like it when I just semi unintentionally piss people off with honest takes or low effort ones.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:22:24 AM No.81687447
>>81686887 (OP)
I've been on 4chan since 2009. Never made a single thread. Tho I like to troll a bit.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:23:28 AM No.81687451
>>81687380
i walked home from the hospital. my daydream was vivid.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:17:10 PM No.81687704
>>81687380
>/pol/tards are a special breed of retarded.
That is true BUT they're not the absolute bottom, certain subreddits (like r/witchesvsthepatriachy) are MUCH more retarded then /pol/.
Basically with /pol/ you just disagree with the premise of any thread & as long as it gets bumped they'll keep responding.
What makes reddit worse, is combination of extreme-overconfidence and gullibility. At least /pol/tards are suspicious.
Here's an example of common tactic I use on reddit:
>me: "I read that praying is better for memory then reading science books"
>redditor "SOURCE??"
>me: posts a link to goatse
>redditor clicks on it. "OMG I'm reporting you"