1. Man is born tired and lives to get a rest.

2. Love thy bed as you love thyself.

3. Rest during the day, so you can sleep at night.

4. Do not work - work kills.

5. Work as little as you can, convey all the work you can to another.

6. In shade is salvation - nobody died from resting.

7. Work earns illness - do not pass away young.

8. If you have an urge to work, sit down, wait and you'll see it pass.

10. When you see people eat and drink, approach them. When you see them work, withdraw yourself not to trouble them.

>>81687330 (OP)
I like this neet religion, who will be the king of kings of our neet ways?

>>81687330 (OP)
The old Montenegrin commandments. It's gospel for NEETs.

>>81687330 (OP)
You forgot number 9 you lazy piece of Bosnian dick cheese.

Any tips on overcoming the guilt of leeching off your parents or at least helping them understand how much you hate the ideas they want to instill into you?

>>81687867
what ideas are they trying to instill in you? Cant you get government gibs instead?

>>81687867
there is no such thing as leeching. they imposed life on you without your choice, you're free to take from them anything you can

>>81687462
it's funny how some stupid post card from a balkans gift store became the inner working of the western man