>21 years old
>ran some meme page on Instagram
>befriend a follower
>turns out to be a 13 year old girl
>lonely and bored, decide that there's no harm as long as it's just talking
>after one and a half years of talking pretty much every day she says she has a crush
>should stop it here, don't for some reason
>tell her she's too young
>ffw a few days
>get drunk
>Horny
>tell her to send nudes, she does without hesitation
>pass out, wake up the next morning
>realize what I've done
>delete the page, delete Instagram, panic internally

>>81687645 (OP)
Ok but how drunk were you?

>>81687658
Blackout drunk

>>81687645 (OP)
My turn
>be me
>parents about to kick me out. No where to go, so join military
>Get out of military 4 years later
>at VA, lady notices I can control my own blood pressure (by controlling how I feel).
>Next visit there is an Lt Commander from the navy who invites me to work for (three letter agency)
>get trained in remote visualizing/targeting (called "remcoms") in a building above a senior center
>learn how to use fractal visualizations w/non-object based focusing to project images/ideas "inception" style into senile old people & drug addicts (because they're easy)
>get assigned to a "working group" although never met anyone else in this "group".
>first mission is to remote target some guy. That's all I'll say about that.

Should have met up.
Smdh

>>81687901
...Huh. Alright then

>>81687645 (OP)
>13 year old girl
>tell her to send nudes
You're one pathetic nigga.
But we forgive you.

>>81687901
I wasted time reading this crap

>>81687645 (OP)
That's so stupid. Just go for it you dumbass.

>>81689261
>just go for it
>just go and ruin your life anon
>just fuck the 13yo and go to jail anon

op may as well kill himself in that case. this board is full of retarded pedophiles

>>81687645 (OP)
>be me, teenager
>for some reason have a diaper fetish of all things
>don't have money to buy stuff
>one of my internet friends who has the same fetish is selling a NES
>tell him I'll buy his NES if he gets a different person I know to send me some diapers in the mail
>don't actually buy his NES since I have no money, he's pissed
>diapers arrive and I piss and cum in them

I feel bad about tricking him, but on the other hand I got to coom.