There is a nigger under your bed, what do you do next?
i sleep on a mattress on the floor so nothing can be under me. i win
Step 1. Cut a hole in the bed
get on my hands and knees then wait for him to fuck me
>>81688278I wonder how big that dildo is
>>81687771 (OP)My mattress is on the floor and I live in the basement? Are you saying there is a dead black man buried under my near century old house?
>>81687771 (OP)BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPHHHHPHPPHHHHPPPPHPPPHPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jokes on you: I don't have a bed! I sleep in a lounger and there's no space for them to be in!
>>81687771 (OP)lure him out with a two piece.
>>81688904So this is how tranime posters live. Makes sense.
>>81688293Hello, saar. How're you doing?
Ask him to be my friend because I am lonely as fuck
>>81687771 (OP)A nigger can't fit there, it's plushie storage.