I've been using a combination of performative fat fetishism and emotional manipulation to goad my boyfriend into gaining really unhealthy amounts of weight for the last 3 years. I'm the reason his weight has roughly doubled since 2022. The thought of him leaving me for someone else makes me sick to my stomach. Nobody wants you when you're a fatass. Now I get to keep you forever and the quality of the relationship improves because you have a reason to at least act like you care; if I won't have you, who will? You prediabetic mouthbreathing fuck. Have some more Hagen Daas baby.

I actually feel really guilty about doing this despite the humorous nature of my comments.

>>81689424 (OP)
You dont need to make him obese, smv drops considerably even when just overweight.

>>81689424 (OP)
Until he gets taken by one of those weird chubby chaser stacies. What then op

>>81689470
Turns out it's really hard to stop certain habits once you form them.

>>81689512
Then I commit double-murder-suicide obvs

>>81689526
Go on walks with him or whatever. You're already treating him like a pet.
Because either you're feeding him an ungodly amount of food or he never even moves to the toilet. Get that metabolism up, aerobic zone.

>>81689541
...Why would I do any of that? What's in it for me?

>>81689554
Obesity doing the same what overweightness does for his smv while actively lowering his lifespan even more than simple fathood means you will enjoy him longer if you get his weight down.

>>81689572
What if I also get fat so our lifespans shorten by similar amounts of time and we get to die together

>>81689599
Less time spent obsessing over him.
It also just doesnt sound fun.

>>81689424 (OP)
You're an evil witch!

>>81689609
Are you absolutely sure a slightly chubby dude would struggle just as much as an absolute lardass?

>>81689675
chad or not is the only question that matters.

>>81689675
He would struggle more being a bit chubby than if he were lean, even more if he was more overweight. Now there is a fine line between being slightly chubby and walmart scooter.
For me it would go like
>Slightly chubby: slightly lowers smv
>Overweight to slightly obese: significantly lowers smv
>Walmart scooter obese: nukes smv

itt faggot wants attention
fags will die of aids and suicide long before old age

>>81689424 (OP)
Which one of you is the top? Does his ring taste extra sweaty now that he's a fatty?

>>81689718
I choose the nuke

>>81689764
>Nukes his lifespan
Sasuga

>>81689725
Idk about suicide but he's definitely not gonna get aids cuz nobody's gonna fuck him anyway :)

>>81689735
>Which one of you is the top?
We take turns.
>Does his ring taste extra sweaty now that he's a fatty?
Nope, just tastes like licking the inside of your elbow.

>>81689771
Fuck, right, forgot about that.