>try to be security guard because they just stand around
>get my guard card
>look for jobs on indeed
>do you have a baton permit? taser permit? pepper spray permit? firearm permit? CPR certified? at least 3 years experience? we will do a back ground check to make sure you didn't lie on your resume

>>81690951 (OP)
did he make a 6 inch thread?

that's been filed under the list of jobs people want

>>81690951 (OP)
every fucking job is like this mind you

>>81690956
who? what's that?

>>81690971
if you can't keep track of a message board you don't have what it takes to do security

>>81690951 (OP)
>fren needs a security guard
>gives me a job
>it's only me and my mitts, but he knows I'm a total warrior

>>81690996
Maybe speak more clearly.

>>81690951 (OP)
>baton certified
What the actual fuck?

>do you have a baton permit? taser permit? pepper spray permit? firearm permit? CPR certified?
Lol, liar. You don't need all of that bullshit unless you got a Armed License/applied for a Armed Security position. OP is lying out of his ass, the 3 years of experience thing is probably the most accurate thing on here.
>>81691044
Exactly. I've never seen a Security guard use a baton like ever.

>>81691065
What do you have to say for yourself?
Come on. Let's hear it. Don't ghost on me now.

>>81690951 (OP)
are you a bong, anon? if so, they're putting all these hurdles up because security is a paki job and they always try and hire other pakis whenever possible

knew an afghani guy who refused to work security despite having fucktons of qualifications and experience for it because half the pakis that infested the field had taliban sympathies

>>81691231
That's a bullshit Security job then, bro. I work unarmed and I don't need any of that shit.

>>81690951 (OP)
im a security guard at a hospital
apply to the shit jobs like allied universal to get experience and then go for the better ones after a few years
im handcuff, baton, and taser certified. its usually comfy

>>81691065
No what the fuck is a baton certification?

>>81691406
a baton is a stick that you use to hit people. getting a certificate means you can carry one at work

>>81691336
>allied universal
I did, they interviewed me, and I didn't get it :(
I had 2 other interviews too and didn't get them either.

>>81691436
damn really?
when they hired me i was 40 minutes late to the interview and they didnt even ask me questions

>>81691477
Idk which interview it was, but the lady said she had 8 more people after me.