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Anonymous No.81693514 [Report] >>81693558 >>81693639 >>81693821 >>81694021 >>81694316 >>81695003 >>81696020
The Eternal King of Nofap And Teetotaldom
Do you masturbate or drink alcohol?
Anonymous No.81693558 [Report] >>81693812
>>81693514 (OP)
Samuel Benjamin is waging perpetual war on masturbation, alcoholdrinking and anti-Semitism.
Anonymous No.81693639 [Report]
>>81693514 (OP)
i salute this brave hero
Anonymous No.81693801 [Report]
the iron god of no fap.
Anonymous No.81693812 [Report]
>>81693558
Uhh why is he gunt guarding the jews
Anonymous No.81693821 [Report] >>81693932
>>81693514 (OP)
havent jorked it in 11 days
beer almost never, me likes weed more
Anonymous No.81693932 [Report] >>81693940
>>81693821
Try 111, or even 1111.
Anonymous No.81693940 [Report] >>81693996
>>81693932
idk i might end it tonight
Anonymous No.81693996 [Report]
>>81693940
You will have IEs anyway, just stop.
Anonymous No.81694021 [Report]
>>81693514 (OP)
>Do you masturbate
every few days or so. If I don't I find it hard to focus around people I'm attracted to
>drink alcohol
nah. can't cause of my medication, but even then I wouldn't - don't like the taste and I wouldn't trust myself with being drunk
Anonymous No.81694316 [Report] >>81694354
>>81693514 (OP)
I salute you Samuel, you are an inspiration to us all. Maybe you recognise me by my writing style.
I have not masturbated for a week, I do drink though, and I have taken up smoking, and I only drink socially, but I smoke whenever.
PG Tips and I called a handfull of times and played Minecraft together, we still sometimes text each other.
The guy who I hang out with here in Ukraine the most is Jewish.
I started talking to a new Jewish girl here in Ukraine, and we have met twice, first a few days ago, second today. We have been somewhat intimate with each other but not terribly so, and she is like this with lots of guys. I am falling for her the same way I did for PG Tips, and it hurts like hell. I guess Jewish women just manage to put some sort of spell on me.
Anyway, Samuel, I hope you remember me. I am very happy to see your face here again, I hope this is you posting and not somebody else. I hope you are doing well and you are living a happy life.
Take care brother, take care friend. Peace. Bye. Bye. Bye.
Anonymous No.81694354 [Report]
>>81694316
Godspeed, Johnny. Stop drinking alcohol at all. And never masturbate again.
Anonymous No.81694815 [Report]
stay on /fit/ faggot
Anonymous No.81695003 [Report]
>>81693514 (OP)
Hey grats man, you should beat off to celebrate.
Imagine how good cumming would feel after that long
Anonymous No.81696020 [Report]
>>81693514 (OP)
Hasn't he reached 1,000 days already?