Will the usps check former employers? I put no work history even though ive had tons of jobs and am just going to lie through my teeth and pretend ive been a shut in NEET looking to have a fresh start in the post office since ive heard its borderline impossible to get fired by them

They don't check anything. They hired me 3 times but I'm so incompetent I didn't show. I'm thinking about trying again but I hear the job is very hard.