Why are moids so homosexual?

this enrages and confuses the robot

>>81696017 (OP)
milo is a literal homosexual.

>>81696082
He is both a homosexual and correct. A dangerous combination.

>>81696017 (OP)
>mfw hot-blooded male and the idea of a woman having an eldritch horror between her legs when everything else is cute that wants to hungrily devour my cock and milk it for semen is insanely hot
if you see the smooth and wet folds of a vagina and you DON'T want to rub your dick on do you even actually achieve sexual satisfaction with your penis?
he's actually in the minority here but most guys won't outright admit that what he's describing is hot because guys being literal caveman grunting horny about vagina is "gross"

>>81696017 (OP)
because cocks and muscles and hair and musk make my dick hard, okay?
>pic
please don't base your ideas of people on twitter, it's like looking at people through funhouse mirrors

>>81696191
does your mom know you're gay lol

>>81696017 (OP)
A sea monkey like me dont think like that guy

>>81696017 (OP)
You're not supposed to find vagina attractive. You're supposed to find people attractive. There's a reason the genitals are so far away from the eyes.

>>81696091
Homosexuals are never correct

>>81696209
bi*
actually no
she'd probably be fine with it, it's moreso I'm afraid dad would kick me out
assuming you're US, my mom is like a liberal who supports most progressive stuff, even if she isn't fully informed on it. Dad is like a moderate republican who doesn't vote, doesn't care about government or the economy, and who's only stable opinions are finding queer people "weird" and thinking immigrants are leeches who should go somewhere else so he doesn't have to think about them

>>81696067
I must be super straight because my first thought was that looks so nice. Like i immediately want to lick and suck on her pussy tell her thighs crush my head