I can't find assholes arousing at all.

>gf wants to try anal
>she's never tried it before
>lube her and my dick up
>no matter what, my dick never fits inside the asshole, slides away like two opposite magnetic poles
>finger her asshole so she gets a feel for having something inside it
>"it feels weird"
>after j pull my finger out, she just sits there with a thousand yard stare saying it still feels like there is still something in there
>later find out she only wanted to try anal cause she thought that's what men like
Foids, tsk tsk...

>>81697379
if you ever want to disable someone for like a solid 10-15 minutes, just ram your cock up their ass with zero warning

>>81697332 (OP)
That's because you aren't mentally ill. It's literally a shit hole designed to expel waste. There is nothing sexy about it.

>>81697332 (OP)
Really? For me it the most arousing part of the female body

My butthole addiction turned me bi

>>81697332 (OP)
Do you mean that you cannot find arrogant narcissists arousing, or that you cannot find the human anus arousing?

>>81697379
In all seriousness it takes multiple attempts and SO much communication. I have no idea how it became a mainstream idea that you can just fuck a butt.
It's basically a two-stage process, too, because there's like two sphincters you have to get past. Like once you're in her butt you still have to fuck it shallowly and gently to get past what is sort of like an internal sphincter, and that first-stage part where you're trying to get all the way in is where you're going to hurt her. It's okay to retreat a little and start again, you should try to sweet-talk her so she relaxes her ass instead of clenching, and you never just fucking jam it in.
Once you're all the way in you'll know it because her ass will basically grab your cock and at that point it actually gets easier to just fuck the butt the way you're imagining.
I feel like a lot of "we tried anal and it was terrible" stories are just some idiot hurting her ass in the first stage and never getting to the "ass-embraces-the-cock, go-ahead-and-fuck" stage. Because that legit takes a whole time commitment and communication and a shower and everything else.


>>81697407
Yeah but it feels really good for them if you do it right.

>I can't find assholes arousing at all.
TFW so hungry for a willing hole that I'd fuck any.
Would much rather have a willing woman's holes, but it seems that I'll have to use a fag's mouth.

>>81697332 (OP)
I love stabbing peoples assholes with my meat stick. Cumming inside its the final degradation level for them, so it gets me even hornier after that. Bonus points for leaking cum out or see them run to the bathroom and hear them fart the cum out. God im so horny, pls send help