Thread 81697454 - /r9k/ [Archived: 666 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:52:59 AM No.81697454
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I'm 26 and I don't know how to cook anything
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:54:04 AM No.81697458
You have the internet to learn from if you ever wish to change that.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:54:38 AM No.81697464
>>81697454 (OP)
Same but 27
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:54:52 AM No.81697465
>>81697454 (OP)
2 Eggs
1 cup of flour
half a cup of milk
1 teaspoon of butter
mix and knead well then bake at 180c for about 10-15 minutes. there, now you know how to make basic bread, no need to thank me anon
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:55:03 AM No.81697468
>>81697454 (OP)
Thanks for letting us know. We don't care.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:55:36 AM No.81697473
>>81697454 (OP)
buy a pan and olive oil and just throw shit in until its good
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:55:51 AM No.81697478
>>81697454 (OP)
cooking is one of the distinctions between humans and animals, are you an animal?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:58:57 AM No.81697508
>>81697454 (OP)
I thought I knew but then I took in this chef roomie, and now I don't know shit. I can't even cut a fucking potato or he REEEEEE's so I've given up entirely.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:00:37 AM No.81697513
>>81697454 (OP)
Archive org "Beat of cooking in south Africa" find that book and go make a few of those dishes, use ai chatbot for substitute suggestions if necessary
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:05:55 AM No.81697549
>>81697454 (OP)
>I'm 26 and I don't know how to cook anything
do you live with your parents?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:07:33 AM No.81697554
Try making this.
https://youtu.be/Zey0bx6E5dk?si=0r9Nt3GsKrdZXCbn
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:09:45 AM No.81697582
>>81697454 (OP)
>I'm 26 and I don't know how to cook anything

that means youre cooked
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:12:13 AM No.81697599
>>81697454 (OP)
I'm too lazy to do any cooking beyond toasting bread and boiling an egg. The rest of what I eat at home is just raw fruits and vegetables, dairy, packaged organic sliced meat, canned fish and beans, nuts and nut butter.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:14:49 AM No.81697619
>>81697454 (OP)
what's stopping you? is there any specific step that you're stuck on?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:20:08 AM No.81697661
>>81697454 (OP)
I don't ever cook anything, but I assume I could make basically anything I want pretty easily by just looking up the recipe. I don't really know what people mean by "learning" how to cook, when it seems to just be following step-by-step guides that anyone with a three-digit IQ could understand effortlessly.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:27:27 AM No.81697715
let me introduce you to potatoes
boil water
put some salt in
peel potatoes as water boils
toss em in for 20 mins
potatoes now ready when you can fork em with a fork
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:31:13 AM No.81697748
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>>81697661
>I don't ever cook anything, but I assume
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