>waiting outside the local indian mart for my special cigarettes
>old lady waiting too
>tells me she doesn't use uber just wants to use the ATM
>tells me she lives alone
>5:58
>"can u drive me to glassboro to use the atm, ill pay for gas"
>10 bucks
>kinda need the gas money but not falling for her charm
>tell her she doesn't really know me, suggest uber
>"oh i don't use uber"
>indian man shows up
>get my cigarettes
>look up silver alerts near me while i smoke
ducking boomers man

>>81699156 (OP)
can't even wait two goddamn minutes before they go wandering off