Anyone else envy the 4chan basement dweller lifestyle? - /r9k/ (#81700234) [Archived: 699 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:42:25 PM No.81700234
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I've always envisioned the life of some white American guy who's been chilling in his Moms basement since his early teen years and has kinda just been doing his own thing since. He's a pretty chill and mellow dude, late 20's, maybe drives a forklift or something for work, kind of an on-and-off NEET. Has a stocky build, goes to the gym whenever he can but isn't super religious about it. He owns the latest gaming gadgets like the PS5, the Switch (hacked) and a mid-end gaming PC. Isn't super gungho about it though, just owns the games and series he likes. He mods most of his systems anyways and revisits old retro games every now and then. Is not a consoomer at all, mostly just shitposts on 4chan and has the free time to do so and browse the latest news of tech and business. He's got a cozy bedroom layout with a decade old couch and lots of comforters and carpets laying around. Again isn't a consoomer so rarely if any merch, maybe has a really vanilla poster about birds or some shit. Outside of his gaming rigs he doesn't live an extravagant lifestyle and doesn't pay rent, so he's got a shit ton of savings. Invests for his retirement and is gonna inherit the home anyways. Doesn't care much for girls and meditates every now and then, mostly just goons.

As a kid I've always been so enthralled about that lifestyle and I'm envious when I come across witty anons who offer advice and is an avid shitposter because they probably live like above and are big chilling for life.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:52:01 PM No.81700305
>>81700234 (OP)
>I envy people who put zero effort into their lives, what can I do to become more like that guise??
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:57:54 PM No.81700335
>>81700305
>I envy people who put zero effort into their lives
Driving forlifts and working intense warehouse jobs then going to the gym after sounds like a lot of effort to me.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:39:41 PM No.81700621
Though 'bux sustains me, I still envy those who still have living parents.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:15:40 PM No.81700905
>>81700621
>I still envy those who still have living parents
Damn anon. How'd you get bux btw?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:24:50 PM No.81700986
>>81700905
By not living in burgerland.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:07:40 PM No.81701365
Only the space and the spending power a bit, the lifestyle not at all. Been ages since I stumbled into someone remotely interesting here