Thread 81702321 - /r9k/ [Archived: 696 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:48:02 PM No.81702321
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do zoomers even "do" anything?
it seems like all they do is be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:51:42 PM No.81702359
most just scroll their short content apps and vape
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:53:55 PM No.81702386
Noticed that zoomers brought back skating and other 90s staples, they are like a diminished shadow reflection of their Xer parents
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:54:02 PM No.81702387
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>>81702321 (OP)
we goon too dont forget that
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:01:11 PM No.81702469
>>81702321 (OP)
They all hang around with their friends
Idk what they do with them. They just like being social for the sake of being social I guess.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:08:38 PM No.81702535
>>81702321 (OP)
I mostly work and browse 4chan. Little bit of hobbies like vidya, lifting, reading.
>>81702387
I goon, too, haha.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:11:58 PM No.81702567
>>81702386
You might be confusing them with alphas. I havent seen zoomers do anything cool. But ive seen alphas acting like we did when kids. From what Ive read some alpha parents are very aggressive in limiting their access to internet and it seems to pay off.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:12:56 PM No.81702576
>>81702567
Most alphas are the ipad kids we see
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:14:02 PM No.81702591
>>81702567
Gen alpha can barely read, good job millennials, amazing
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:14:35 PM No.81702602
>>81702576
Guess what Ive seen are older alphas cause they werent those little snot nosed ipad kids youre talking about. Arent the oldest alphas like pre teens by now?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:15:40 PM No.81702613
>>81702602
Depends on which arbitrary cutoffpoint you use.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:17:56 PM No.81702648
>>81702591
>Millennial parents
>Your parents' friends have furbabies so no childhood friends
>Got miss rachel shoved under your nose whenever you cried
>Absentee parenting
>Shitty teachers
I wont harass them, that shit sucks.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:28:19 PM No.81702758
>>81702613
Dont just handwave it away as arbitrary cause youd be able to use that argument for any concept we use. Whats important is the standard and whats agreed upon. And the one ive seen be the most agreed upon is like 81-96 mill or 80-95 mill to 96-11 zoom or 97-12 zoom. That would make the oldest alphas around 13.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:32:39 PM No.81702802
>>81702321 (OP)
I hiked the appalachian trail last year and I'm 25 if that counts as doing anything. But yeah, no. We don't normally "do" anything except for the absolute minimum. Action is punished. Wanting is cringe. Survival and mental breakdown and damage control is where it's at. We were raised between two worlds: the real boomer world the mellinals had to live in and suffer the worst of, and the internet world that gen alpha will pioneer.

We're maladapted for either world and suffer from being fake and gay no matter what one we occupy. The advantage we have over millennials is that we'll always understand brainrot to a degree they won't. We grew into a world infested by invasive social media. The advantage we have over gen Alpha is that we still have our roots during a time when technology was still a fun novelty and we actually still went places in person as kids and didn't have this connection with the online world our parents didn't comprehend as much.

This is all a cope, though. Millenials have the advantage in the real world. Alpha has the advantage in the technological one. Unless technology continues advancing at an insane rate and we start doing shit like brain chips, not much is going to change about how the world works. Gen Z will remain forever in this awkward limbo in between worlds as a kind of liminal generation that should never have existed in the first place but did. The world was supposed to end in 2000. It didn't.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:32:50 PM No.81702805
>>81702758
Yeah thats pretty arbitrary dontcha think.
>Whats agreed upon
Its literally just newsoutlets talking about the cutoffpoints, almost noone else does unless in scenarios such as this one.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:34:01 PM No.81702815
>>81702802
i like the cut of your jib, kid
>hiked the appalachian trail last year
how was it, nice?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:36:07 PM No.81702835
>>81702321 (OP)
Why are you using a website where everyone has Zoomer Derangement Syndrome to learn about Zoomers?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:36:59 PM No.81702848
>>81702835
To fuel his own ZDS ofcourse
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:54:33 PM No.81703043
>>81702805
Thats kinda how language evolves though. If enough people normally use it, it becomes a thing. Thats why Im saying you cant just say its simply arbitrary to handwave it away.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:55:45 PM No.81703058
>>81702802
Youre one of the few zoomers with a brain ive seen anywhere.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:55:47 PM No.81703060
>>81702321 (OP)
unc we're too poor to do anything
try paying a real wage if you wanna complain we're boring
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:06:28 PM No.81703159
>>81702815
It was the best. I was lucky I was nobo and not sobo since the South got flushed in the second half of the year. Everyone says virginia is flat. It's not. Summer was miserable. The bugs weren't too bad that year, and I had no problems except for the heat. I would recommend it to anyone who is not happy with their life.

I had migraine-like headaches and hallucinations and disordered thinking before I did the hike. I currently have none. It burned off whatever demon was attached to me. Being on the trail made me the happiest and most sane I had been in 10 years. I actually wanted to be doing what I was(or, at least, I didn't hate it). I am currently thinking about the PCT or CDT but need to wagecuck first or something for like 4k or so. However, it's much easier for me now. I can see a light at the end of the tunnel. I'm not mentally disabled anymore. I touched grass. I haven't tried sex yet(that's the goal this year, or at least to start a relationship for the first time, and if not that then to make at least one friend), but I have touched grass.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:08:18 PM No.81703179
Zooerms are good people.