I started masturbating around my plants and forcing myself to get sexually excited when around a nice plant so that way I could freely express my sexuality around other living things with none of the typical social concerns. I have been ejaculating on my aloe and I think it is absorbing nutrients from my seed.

>>81702673 (OP)
Very interesting anon, thank you.

>>81702673 (OP)
Try pissing near your plants outside. Nitrogen is nitrogen afterall.

Get a Venus flytrap and you know what to do...

>>81702673 (OP)
NOW THIS is what i call based and original

>>81702673 (OP)

>plants vs zombies peashooter

the piranha plant from mario

now you are a fucked up degen from no gf

>>81702673 (OP)
>see picrel
>dick twitches relentlessly
oh goodness gracious

>>81702982
>the piranha plant from mario