State your kinks/fetishes/perversions. Females are not allowed in this thread, I know you're a whore already.

I want to run into my dad at a gay bathhouse. At first by anonymously sucking his load down my throat through a gloryhole, then confirming its him seeing him entirely nude, his thick cock (I've seen it before, and heard him fuck my mother many times), and just be totally comfortable being nude together. Maybe even frot our cocks and if I'm feeling especially wild I'd ride him until he unloads again deep inside me.

Forced, degrading, throat, puke, hard cock, bbw

>>81704613 (OP)
The most embarrassing one of all, reconciling with my ex.

- having someone coat my tongue in semen
- pleasuring others cocks
- paizuri (i would go as far as purchasing fake tits and having some random anon titfuck me but that will likely never happen)

it's like aaaaaaaaa. i'll put on a bodysuit and have someone fuck my cleavage like their trying to mate with it. it'd be really really hot.

>>81704613 (OP)
Smart, confident women. But not in the insecure girlboss meme way that women seem to enjoy. I want her to be like "I know exactly everything you and I need to do to succeed, I will guide you because I love you more than anyone, and also I will always beat you at chess". Unfortunately I've never met a woman like that in my entire life. I can always smell their insecurity when they pretend to be smart.

>>81704795
You sound lovely. I'd love for you to play out those fantasies with me.

>>81704613 (OP)
I love female pee / squirt / female orgasm stuff in porn.
DESU there's a chance I'd actually think its absolutely disgusting in reallife if I were to ever experience it and I actually get hit with the smells and other sensations etc, but just looking at it on a screen? Yeah that stuff is hot.

>>81704874
>You sound lovely.
i am everything but that.
>I'd love for you to play out those fantasies with me.
me too! i recall just last week there was a thread here about an anon who fucked two water balloons and said "it felt really good" or something. wish i was there to have them strapped onto me or something.

>>81704613 (OP)
I like fat bitches with giant asses.

>>81704613 (OP)
I'm into... uh... dogs.

>>81704991
>i am everything but that.
Nonsense. You want to pleasure cocks and give others release. Sounds lovely to me.
>wish i was there to have them strapped onto me or something.
I do wonder how that would feel. Filling them with either cold or hot water and sliding my cock between them would for sure give a different feeling. Would you want me to aim and cum on your tongue or would you suck the tip as I burst in your mouth?

>>81705072
seeing people as just masturbation assistance is condemnable

>>81704613 (OP)
Self bondage, electricity, risky situations
Tomorrow, Im going to get really high and put myself in a hogtied position with a blindfold and gag, then out electro pads on my dick to occasionally tease/torture myself.
Looking forward to it. Gonna have a random timer between 3-8 hours set for the key release method

I like the idea of getting a chubby black girl pregnant

OP here, had to take a shit and forgot about listing things that activate my neurons
>tall girls
>peeing
>underwear
>small girls
>armpits
>pubes
>really skinny girls
>chubby grills
>kemono to some degree
>legs
>hosiery
>armpit hair
>necks
>yuri
>futa (separate from yuri)
>loli
>buttholes
>smaller breasts
>big bellies (food pregnancy)
>big bellies (baby pregnancy)
>older ladies
>younger girls
>hats
>really long hair
>straight bangs
>teeth
also I liked lactation earlier in life but stopped for some reason

>>81704613 (OP)
Cuckquean, prostitution, impregnation, hairy, sweaty, public, outdoor, small dom big sub, bisexual, group, casual, cnc/freeuse

>>81704825
You can do it anon, I'd knock up your chest

>>81705338
what's "cnc"?
>not original
LOL!

>>81705363
Consensual nonconsent. It's a clean way of saying rape play.

damn that /bant/ bustyboy poster to hell for getting me all excited about this stuff again!!!!

>>81705072
>You want to pleasure cocks and give others release
it's been my fixation for a few months now!
>Filling them with either cold or hot water
i reckon it'd be most exciting if they were cold.
>and sliding my cock between them would for sure give a different feeling.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaiiieeeeeeeeeeee
>Would you want me to aim and cum on your tongue or would you suck the tip as I burst in your mouth?
the latter. THE LATTER. i want to feel it spurt far enough to my throat, coating my entire mouth.

>>81705165
i agree with this. but that is outside of this "realm".

>>81705351
lovey-dovey steamy paizuri... sweaty rods sliding up and down...

>>81704938
I have good and bad news anon.

It's even hotter in person and once you experience it, it's like heroin. I need a woman to piss on my dick right now.

bestiality, lolicon, and cnc are my 3 big ones.

how fucked am I anon? be honest.

>>81706109
oh also bbw's but that's a body type preference not a fetish imo.