Have you ever done anything seriously illegal? Not like petty theft or anything.
If so, would you ever tell anyone?
I have and i wont. Its going to the grave.

>>81705352 (OP)
Got charged with domestic assault after a woman beat the shit out of me

>>81705352 (OP)
yes, i threw my son on off the balcony
woops!

>>81705367
Bullshit. Is there any way you can smack the shit out of a chick without it being a crime?

>>81705352 (OP)
Little you know that many knows what you did.

>>81705383
I bitch slapped a gf trying to stab me with an 8" kitchen knife, I spent 18 hours in jail and they told me I had to move when they released me. Bitch ended up homeless, shooting heroin and turning tricks

>>81705352 (OP)
why the fuck would i tell you

>>81705352 (OP)
A lot of cybercrime when I was a teenager. I wrote malware for fun and money, among other things.
Never got caught and the statute of limitations has already passed. Some days I think about doing it again because my normie dev job is boring and my coworkers are the onions bugmen type.

Never Im a good lad

>>81706248
Idk. To tell a fun story that you never told anyone.
Or dont. I get if its too uncomfortable