Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:06:11 AM No.81705925
like?? where is my emotionally repressed older man who wears turtlenecks and makes pour-over coffee in complete silence?? i want him to call me "kid" in a vaguely condescending way but also get visibly jealous when i talk about guys my age even tho he pretends he's above it
he should have salt and pepper hair, veiny hands, and a deep voice that makes me forget how to spell. also he should unironically read russian literature and know how to fix old clocks for no reason. i want him to think texting is beneath him but still get flustered when i send him a pic in his oversized hoodie like "this is mine now"
bonus points if he has a tragic past. like idk, maybe his ex died in a boating accident and now he stares at the sea dramatically sometimes?? idk i'm flexible
why am i stuck with 24 y/o discord mods who say "rawr" unironically when i could be cuddling with a grumpy divorce
he should have salt and pepper hair, veiny hands, and a deep voice that makes me forget how to spell. also he should unironically read russian literature and know how to fix old clocks for no reason. i want him to think texting is beneath him but still get flustered when i send him a pic in his oversized hoodie like "this is mine now"
bonus points if he has a tragic past. like idk, maybe his ex died in a boating accident and now he stares at the sea dramatically sometimes?? idk i'm flexible
why am i stuck with 24 y/o discord mods who say "rawr" unironically when i could be cuddling with a grumpy divorce
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