Bros, I am so tired of fucking hispanic women. They are so insufferable. I regret even marrying ithis lard ass.

>Be me, living with wife in shitty ethiopian shithut tier apartment.,
>She makes chili with her family recipe that has been "passed down" many deportations.
>Asks me to turn on slow cooker before she goes to work today, since I'm neetmaxing as all whiteoids should.
>Spend the entire day painting warhammer while listening to the EFAP boogie episodes.
>Hear bitch lard come home.
>mfw I forgot to turn slow cooker on.
>latinarage.avi ensues.
>We have to wait 3 hours to eat, entire time she is malding seething and coping.
>Meanwhile Im just vibing with my kitties because white boys only eat once a day like true omad agarthan chads.
>Finally get to eat, she gives me a fucking toddler spoon to try to make me mald,
>mfw idc.
>in between bites shes still huffing pure copium while puffing on that mald pack
>chill was good tho.

Bros, I fucking hate latinas so much, its not even worth the good food, or the pussy. King Don was right. We should deport them all. I regret giving up my visa to Hyperborea. Bitch isn't even going to put out tonight, fucking wetback is on her period. Should I report her to ICE fellow /r/obots?

also picrel

>>81706836 (OP)
>My bitch wife is turning me into an incel
If you have a wife you're not an incel by definition you reddit-using cretin.

>>81706836 (OP)
I would love a fat latina gf, that is probably my number one most looked at type of girl online

>>81706836 (OP)
You don't have a job - your wife does. And she still makes you food? You won the jackpot yet you complain, fool. I'm sure any /r/obot would love to be in your place. Also you're probably not even white.

>>81706922
Also you fumbled this, now she won't do Sororitas x Ultramarine roleplay in bed with you.

>>81706836 (OP)
Jannies, wipe this. This is such obvious propaganda and bait it needs flushed down the toilet where it belongs. Minimal effort, maximum cringe, this is just shit.

>>81706973
I play guardsmen and she does mechanicum.
>>81706922
I'm whiter than the bottom of your feet shitskin.
>>81706904
Yeah, the fatty boombalatties tend to have the curves.
>>81706850
Im not an incel, but shes turning me into one.

>>81707000
You and I both know that most of the jannies got deported when 4chinz got hacked. Faggot.

>>81706836 (OP)
Your wife would probably prefer me anyways. I can provide all the hot cheetos and brisk tea she could ever want

>>81707032
Unless you got takis, she won't take you. Also needs constant chocolate milk like a true tard.

>>81706850
Dead bedrooms say otherwise. Celibacy is voluntarily abstaining from sex. If a wife is withholding sex from the husband for a long period of time and he wants sex then he is an incel because his celibacy is involuntary.

>>81706836 (OP)
Get back in line, conscript. There are heretics to kill. Praise the Emperor.

>>81706836 (OP)
10/10 good effort greentext, put me in thr updoots for the human garbage on youtube

>>81707079
nta but statistically married men get hit on by women a lot more, he can get pussy easily.