Thread 81708071 - /r9k/ [Archived: 614 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:03:15 AM No.81708071
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Men can't appreciate female humor because they're too fragile.
Replies: >>81708160 >>81708168 >>81708278 >>81708437 >>81708651 >>81708747 >>81708774 >>81709171 >>81711168 >>81711338
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:13:48 AM No.81708160
>>81708071 (OP)
Her bio is about as funny as a disabled kid playing in oncoming traffic, great shock value, but completely unintelligent and lacking in creativity. Comparable to a Christian asking "What if Jesus has been aborted?". 3/10 at best.
Replies: >>81708205
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:15:43 AM No.81708168
>>81708071 (OP)
Dude, she's so pretty. Imagine if she let a sea monkey like me near her
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:19:49 AM No.81708205
>>81708160
>Her bio is about as funny as a disabled kid playing in oncoming traffic
https://voca.ro/1fHQNw0THacZ
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:30:48 AM No.81708278
>>81708071 (OP)
I can't appreciate female humor because that joke has been copy pasted for more than a decade. If she wants to be edgy, at least be original
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:56:42 AM No.81708437
>>81708071 (OP)
Is it even Humor cause most of these bitches are serious and will abort their spawn for fun.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:24:45 AM No.81708573
That's absolute class desu, better than anything I have seen here the entire year

Ask her how many modes does she have
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:45:01 AM No.81708651
>>81708071 (OP)
>female humor
women arent funny, never have been, never will be
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:52:40 AM No.81708683
Women can be funny, but it seems their entire routine is "muh vagina, SEX, muh periods amirite?"
They CAN be funny, it just seems most refuse to be.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:53:47 AM No.81708686
>WOMAN HUMOR
>THINGS I LIKE TO DO WITH MY VAGINA LOL
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:04:55 AM No.81708747
>>81708071 (OP)
This isn't funny, it's just irritating. It's just a passive aggressive take on abortion designed to wind men up.
Replies: >>81709021
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:14:33 AM No.81708774
>>81708071 (OP)
It's funny but the problem is that she would 100% do this
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:13:05 AM No.81709021
>>81708747
it's also designed to inform men that they can nakadashi her risk-free
as a pro-choice guy, would
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:48:40 AM No.81709171
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>>81708071 (OP)
that joke was probably made by a guy first as a critique of modern woman practices
(Gem)ma missed the satire part and just went
>OMG BUT THAT'S LITERALLY ME
>like he made me laugh so it must be a good thing right HAHAHAHA
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 12:55:16 PM No.81709827
If only I could find a foid to fuck who definitely wouldn't keep any pregnancy.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:04:16 PM No.81709891
>>81709021
she can baby-trap you at the drop of a hat
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:10:08 PM No.81710894
>>81708683
>most refuse to be.
No most just simply aren't because there's no incentive for them to be. Being funny is a mating instinct that men have to possess.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:12:35 PM No.81710927
She's literally me. Love raw sex hate babies simple as
>Nooo but-
Simple as
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:29:37 PM No.81711051
>>81708683
Female humour:
>Muh pussy
>Something sexual
>Men are terrible
>My ex this
>My ex that

Black guy humour:
>Race jokes
>Nigga
>Nigger
>This white du
>This white du that
>I dated this yt chick one time and lemme tell ya
>Ya na what I saiyan nigga

Disabled people humour:
>Muh disability
>Muh cerebral palsy
>i hAvE AuTiSM

Faggot humour:
>I'm a faggot

That's all it is nowadays; Sad, pathetic, and dry - like muh cock.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:31:22 PM No.81711063
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Her joke is genuinely shit though. Matter a fact it doesn't even qualify as a joke.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:49:13 PM No.81711168
>>81708071 (OP)
That is true though. Men don't believe women can be funny so they either lash out or think she's oblivious and try to explain the joke to them.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:53:59 PM No.81711197
This isn't her joke, it's a old as the 2000s at least. Her humor probably relies on "inside jokes" because all she can do is laugh with people who are already sold on her being there. Humor involves making other people laugh. Copying some actually funny lines doesn't make you a funny person, it means you listened to funny people.
Op is a dyke
7/4/2025, 4:10:18 PM No.81711338
>>81708071 (OP)
Lol I've seen multiple women flying off the handle and getting angry for no reason on social media multiple times today and it's not even 8am yet. But sure, we're the sensitive ones.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:11:05 PM No.81711350
Microwaves aren't warm inside...