To think, if born just 150 years earlier, I would be posted up with my boys ravaging the West. I could say whatever, do whatever. Instead I wake up and drag my ass to a cubicle where brotherhood is non-existent. I'm a slave with my words policed. This is the real travesty of the modern times. We were once free men.

>>81708354 (OP)
weeeelp, boys time to go kill them injuns

>>81708354 (OP)
LMAO yeah fucking right Cletus you would've been a blue collar store worker like the rest of the poor schmucks back then, banditry was a CHADS game.

>>81708354 (OP)
>>81708364
>*dies from dysentery*
What now, faggot?

>>81708354 (OP)
or you'd be shitting your brains out and dying of dysentery-induced dehydration, who can really say though

>>81708374
b-but you could possibly DIE! Don't you want to be a slave until you are 65 and shitting yourself to finally retire????

>>81708373
weeeeelp, can't have sheeit without someone ruining a fun discussion *spits chewing tobacco violently*
make this demoralizing faggot hang so we can hear him go -ACK boys

those guys were like civil war vets that had their hometowns destroyed and nothing to come back to. of course they went robbing.

>>81708385
idk how you extrapolated all of that from my post but whatever

>>81708385
>he thinks you can retire and 65
lol, lmao, *sob*

>>81708368
>banditry was a CHADS game
Yeah, "Chad"
Picrel was the most feared man in the west at one point.

>>81708409
Look at the jaw on that lad, that's a chad if i've ever seen one

>>81708409
He had a hard childhood, so of course he started robbing and killing
>>81708414
agreed

I would rather be a pirate, and have swashbuckling adventures. Banging the finest women of every land i arrive at.

>>81708436
This. Pirates definitely encountered sexier women than a cowboy KEK

>>81708436
>>81708452
pirates were literally all prisongay with each other from being stuck at sea with only men. cowboys fucked whores and gambled. they were cooler.

I always wanted to be a colonizer myself. Fortunately that is still possible. I can get on my big metal ship that travels 400mph across the sky and be anywhere within 24 hours. I just need to save more money first.