>men possess all the necessary equipment to breastfeed easily and without any drug intervention
>the milk is equally as nutritious as that of a woman's and can be provided in the same quantities
>some research suggests that the baby's immune system would benefit from having both parents breastfeed it
then why the FUCK are moids not expected to breastfeed their children??? moids explain yourselves.

wtf. this is the first I'm hearing of this. there's no way that's all true

>>81708362 (OP)
I DONT WANT THEIR LITTLE MOUTH ON MY NIPPLE IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?

>>81708362 (OP)
>I have nipples, Greg.

>>81708375
IT IS TRUE. LITERALLY ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS REGULARLY USE A PUMP AND AFTER A COUPLE WEEKS YOU WILL START PRODUCING ELEVATED LEVELS OF PROLACTIN. THAT'S LITERALLY ALL IT TAKES.

>>81708381
IF I HAVE TO PUSH THAT LITTLE NIGGER'S HEAD THROUGH MY PUSSY YOU HAVE TO FEED IT. GET MILKING, MOID

>>81708402
>Biting hurts Daddy

>>81708402
I mean, IF that is actually true, i think i wouldn't mind it? like, i'd rather not but if my wife is somehow retarded enough to think that's a good idea i guess i'd do it

>>81708402
>GET MILKING, MOID
NOOO STOP I HATE THEIR LITTLE FUCKING TEETH

>>81708428
you'd have to use the pump a lot though. like in public

>>81708362 (OP)
>>81708402
>its real
wtf, kinda want to try this just to see if i could

>>81708494
1.) buy a pump
2.) collect your milk
3.) report back and tell us how moid breastmilk tastes.

Bonus round: eat a bowl of moidmilk cereal or make a tub of moidmilk ice cream with it

Get ta pumpin, chuddie

OP this is the worst thread i've seen in years

well i think it would certainly at least help production if you were on some other hormones as well

>>81708462
why in public femanon?do you get off to it? would you stop shaving for me in that theoretical scenario?

>>81708660
>mfw boymilk is real
manmade(lmao) horrors beyond my comprehension

>>81708402
Your body is also, as a result of the pregnancy, made to lactate. Zero additional effort required. Not only that, but it will hurt to not be milked due to the back-up.
NOT ONLY that, but breastfeeding releases oxytocin to help the mother and infant bond + feel good.
So you want to cause yourself pain and deny yourself a source of happiness out of some misaligned sense of "fairness".
This is yet another episode of "woman not understanding biology and making unreasonable demands due to hysterics".

>>81708362 (OP)
men are slaves due to our biology

>>81708674
>why in public?
because of the frequency. (public bathrooms count as public spaces.)

>>81708741
at no point did I say I should stop and be relieved of my breastfeeding duties entirely. you should just pitch in. god why the fuck is everything so fucking easy for moids.

Men often lactate as a response to prolonged life-or-death situations. A lot of male Holocaust survivors lactated even though they didn't have kids. You need to be in immense stress for many months or years for this to happen though. It's an evolutionary adaptation that ensures the survival of offspring in the event of the mother's death. The body is strange.

>>81708916
The question remains, would you stop shaving for a husband willing to do that? compromises must be made fembot!

>>81708931
I mean...I guess? if it's that important to you...

>>81708945
Very well, the marriage paperwork will arrive into your doorstep later today, sign it and we can begin the pumping thing and baby making on the condition you stop shaving as of today

>>81708928
Im so disgusted by my body, I wish I didnt know about this failsafe.

>>81708928
yeah that usually happens as a result of prolonged starvation followed by sudden refeeding. if you go long enough without eating and start eating again your nipples will leak. see it all the time in male anorexia patients. imagine food so good your nipples start squirting.

I wish I were illiterate.

>>81708362 (OP)
I applaud your strange attempts at getting engagement on this board

>>81708362 (OP)
Moids could breastfeed this whole time and I'm just learning about it? Moid weaponized incompetence is on another level jfc

i want. daddy's milkies

>>81708660
That's enough science I think.

this technology will be useful to fag pregnancies worldwide

>>81708362 (OP)
just because you can doesn't mean you should and umm

babies are meant to bond with mothers and vice versa via breastfeeding. guys just don't have the same brain wiring for that

>>81711190
stop being a deadbeat piece of shit dad and bond with your kid you fucking psycho