My parents told me that I was born premature.
They also told me that was supposed to die when I was born but the doctors saved me. I was in the hospital for 3 whole months in the incubator. Growing up I had asthma and I was sick constantly but thankfully I grew out of it. I always wondered if I had autism or ADD as well, that would be cool.

>>81709690 (OP)
i was born after leave it to beaver which means america was DoA

>>81709690 (OP)
I tried to rope with the umbilical cord

>>81709690 (OP)
all the births of my mom were as natural as it gets. the only funky that happened with with me/her is that her appendix ruptured a few days after my birth

>>81709690 (OP)
My birth mother was a hardcore drug addict when she was pregnant with me. I was born with very bad withdrawal symptoms

>>81709717
also the rhesus factors of my parents are mixed which let to some other funky things

>>81709690 (OP)
They had to induce. I didn't want to come out. Good fucking reason.
I think I was only 4lbs, which stands to reason as to why I'm a fucking manlet incel.
My first cry sounded disappointed. I was correct from the very start.

>>81709690 (OP)
My head was so big they had to use some vacuum thing to get me out.

>>81709690 (OP)
If one week early is premature then I'm exactly the same, It was some kind of blocked stomach thing that nearly killed me as a baby

>>81709690 (OP)
Yup, my mom could've died giving birth to me (I'm the oldest) and she had to have c-sections for my other siblings

>>81709690 (OP)
>I always wondered if I had autism or ADD as well, that would be cool
no, it was fucking terrible

>>81709690 (OP)
Luckily my mother did not become a cokewhore until way after I was born, so was pretty much perfectly healthy. Somehow became a 5 foot 7 manlet despite being from a tall family and eating lots of meat and dairy growing up while also having big feet, but whatever. Could certainly be far worse looking at the absolute state of people around.

>>81710650
I wish I had autism powers so I can do passion projects instead of just daydreaming them

>>81710734
this is more a question of will power than autism or not

They had to use tongs to grab my head and pull me out. Milk supply was weak so I received formula for most of my life before weaning. Supposed to be a girl so I come home to a pink nursery after having my genitals mutilated as punishment for being the wrong sex.
Not really birth related but I was a very bad kid. Lots of spankings though I rarely understood why. I think it mostly depended on their mood and was basically random. Sometimes a reason was given. Like for not knowing how to fix a lawnmower that broke at 10 years old and instead of just knowing and fixing it I troubleshooted as best I can and then reported what was going on. Or not being able to lift twice my bodyweight while already malnourished and underweight. Or not knowing a movie or game was evil but engaged with evil media out of ignorance.
Looking back I never broke a single just rule, I didn't lie, never stole. Compared to normalfags I'm a saint. I think my parents didn't want a kid but at least I was a girl, so deserving of love and care. It was a nasty surprise when I came out with a penis, soul, and sentience.

>>81709690 (OP)
my mom had a c section i think, i was fine, i didnt cry either
i think my mom had me too late unfortunately, since i ended up a tranny