Thread 81710164 - /r9k/ [Archived: 518 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:54:25 PM No.81710164
edging
edging
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was edging a thing before internet porn? did people sit around gooning to their porn tapes in the 90s?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:59:31 PM No.81710190
>>81710164 (OP)
In the 1990s, people gooned the edges of their lawns using a few key methods that were common in suburban landscaping:
1. Manual Gooning (Using Hand Tools):
Many homeowners gooned their lawns with half-moon edgers or hand shears. These tools required physical effort - you'd line up the edge and push or slice manually to get that crisp boundary between the lawn and the sidewalk or flower beds. This type of gooning was satisfying but labor-intensive.
2. Mechanical Gooning (Powered Tools):
Electric or gas-powered string trimmers (often called weed whackers) became more popular in the '90s. These tools made gooning quicker and more efficient, especially for curvy or hard-to-reach areas. You'd walk along the edge, holding the trimmer at just the right angle to goon a perfect, clean line.
3. Professional Gooning:
Lawn care companies also became more accessible and common during the decade, so some people outsourced their gooning to pros with commercial-grade equipment.
4. Gooning Culture:
Having neatly gooned edges was a point of pride - part of that perfect 1990s curb appeal. A well-gooned lawn meant you cared about your property and were keeping up with suburban standards.
In short, gooning in the '90s meant shaping up your lawn's borders with either hand tools or powered trimmers, and it was a weekly ritual for many yard-proud homeowners.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:07:09 PM No.81710242
Porn movie used to have much longer runtimes fapping to short clips is more weird if anything
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:09:19 PM No.81710258
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Horny humans were gooning to cave paintings.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:12:48 PM No.81710286
>>81710164 (OP)
Left looks a lot better.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:18:16 PM No.81710333
>>81710164 (OP)
>was edging a thing before internet porn? did people sit around gooning to their porn tapes in the 90s?
I guess I unintentionally gooned (leaked pre-cum) in the 90s because I couldn't make myself actually cum. Still never could.
I don't know why gooning is even a thing. Surely you coomers can shoot a load and be done with it. Dragging it out is torture.
Only time I came from jerking was when a GILF escort was doing it lubed, while pushing her body and big tits into me. I shot a nice white load.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:24:29 PM No.81710390
>>81710333
I find gooning mostly happens because there is so much good stuff to fap to its hard to choose something worth cumming to and then before you know it youve been fapping for 6 hours
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:51:08 PM No.81710682
>>81710164 (OP)
i used to edge to erotic literature because i wanted to cum at the right part
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:21:28 PM No.81710995
>>81710286
>Left looks a lot better.
I agree, it also looks better when it's left longer plus being better for your local critters, but boomers are fucking retards so what can you do.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:29:36 PM No.81711052
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>>81710286
>>81710995
Are you both blind?

Also fuck the "critters" no one wants a bunch of bugs and a shitty messy path kek

>t.Greenkeeper
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:34:06 PM No.81711079
>>81710390
It's this plus the fact that edging keeps dopamine up so it's basically like a mini drug binge where the "high" is over once you come.
Gooners are pleasure addicts in the bad sense.
God help any of them to never do drugs.
t. family with drugs
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:36:49 PM No.81711100
>>81711052
>i need my garden to be nothing but clean edges and grass
t.spiritual boomer
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:00:58 PM No.81711258
>>81710682
Yeah but how long? 15 minutes? We're talking like several hours
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:04:44 PM No.81711291
>>81711258
it could be hours and it could be really frustrating when new chapters were posted but there were no cum scenes
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:07:51 PM No.81712303
>>81710164 (OP)
Yeah, edging is just prolonging the climax. The silly terms don't change anything about it
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:10:32 PM No.81712329
>>81710286
I like the left simply because the drop-off on the right doesn't look safe. So much easier to roll an ankle, especially for kids running around.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:15:08 PM No.81712375
>>81710242
Pretty much this. Used to pop in a porn VHS and edge through the whole thing because I'd wanna watch it all. Then later on re-watch it, edging until I got to my favorite part
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:19:17 PM No.81712419
>>81710164 (OP)
In the 90s it was a race to coom before the end of the clip.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:22:37 PM No.81712461
>>81712329
Edging doesn't create dropoffs. There's a drop on both sides, right just makes it obvious when it's cleanly cut.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:44:31 PM No.81712683
my edging has gotten out of control this year. I can do upwards of 8 hours a day, sometimes I drag it across several days.
Currently on day 2, I've probably spent the better part of today doing nothing but edging
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:46:16 PM No.81712706
>>81710682
same i wanted to cum with the characters. like be reading about the orgasm as mine is hitting.
hard to get the timing right.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:04:37 PM No.81713485
>>81712419
You couldn't stream video