You never told me how physically exhausting sex is.

>>81711984 (OP)
it isnt, youre just a fatty fat fat with greasy asscheeks

>>81711984 (OP)
Depends on the position, as well as the weight of the person you are banging. Get better cardio my frien

>>81711984 (OP)
It gets a lot easier once you get the technique down and get more flexible in the hips. I used to get insane muscle soreness in the hips when I first started fucking

>>81711984 (OP)
You will never have sex so don't worry.

>>81712135
based anon
you tell that snoy

>>81711984 (OP) I always get chronic calf cramps when I fuck a bitch in missionary position too long. I think my calf muscles tense up in that position

I'm like 350lbs and physically lasting as long as I want, want kind of crazy bullshit are you doing?

>>81711984 (OP)
How the fuck should I have known?

>>81711984 (OP)
I had a friend that would always say
>harder
>harder!
>harder!!
>harder!!!
my abs were so sore the next day.

>>81712697
>forked tongue
i need to experience this one of these days

It's good exercise

>>81711984 (OP)
A sea monkey wouldn't complain if sex is exhausting as long as I get to fuck someone. im happy

>>81711984 (OP)
It really depends. Somedays I can go for hours, somedays I just wanna lie down and get it over with.

>>81711984 (OP)
It's a great work-out. Which is another reason why lacking sex is terrible for a man.
One time I had an escort come over to my hotel room. As the bed was sturdier than my home one, I was able to get more purchase and was able to thrust into her better. I even started to get less trouble going soft in the rubber. I ended up fucking her so much that my back and the back of my legs were in pain the next day.
So it was a very good work-out. I saw her a few times more, but like all my regulars, she retired.

>he has shit cardio
Got to do your cardio, anon. Just lifting isn't going to cut it.

>>81713375
How much could you fuck her in one night? How did she respond?

>>81712004
This, also, you lack skill. If you get gassed you are supposed to tease her and play with her body while you take an undercover rest. You probably went straight to the powerfucking and gassed out instantly, women like it better slow with ocassional rape bursts. The key is keeping them in a teased state

>>81712697
Don't have sex with your friends anon

>>81713627
Real fact. I do not know how or why people do it. Having sex with someone you knew before meeting them for sex is extremely disgusting, semi-anonymous hookups are dramatically more "clean" and nice despite copes to the contrary. It's so polluted if you know them beforehand, or see them afterwards. Really gross. Meet up to fuck, fuck, and leave is the only pure form of sex.

>>81713515
Sadly, I only had her for the hour. I hate clock-watching. I can never get raging hard, or cum, either.
She seemed okay with it. Had a couple of nice encounters with her at my own place.
Let my have my first anal and pussy-rubbing. She claimed I could be a good lover.
Gave me a good blowjob but I was too uncomfortable to cum. Got my 'skin cut, as getting hard was painful.
The last time with her wasn't so good, as she was heading out of that life and wasn't 'in the moment'. Eyes closed a lot.
This was all in 2010-11. I had just started baldceling and grew my first beard. Though was clean shaved when meeting her.
Today, I still wish that I could get my first unpaid fuck. To have a woman who wanted me to fuck her, and there was no hour counting down.
I even gave up escorts eight years ago, aside from a hand-job five months ago. This shitty incel life is so Black Pilling. Missed two decades of fucking.

>>81711984 (OP)
I will never know but I take your word for it.

>>81713700
Did it feel good at least even though you can't cum? I think I would be in a similar situation but it doesn't feel worth it for the amount you have to pay.

>>81711984 (OP)
All the people acting like this isn't true or youre saying you're weak are trash at sex. If you're doing it right it can be exhausting, moving yourself and her around, propping yourself up, holding her against you or down or another way. It's not always exhausting but it definitely can be, especially if you don't work out.

>>81711984 (OP)

Yup, this is why so many dudes want a woman who "takes charge" and muscle mommies.

They want to relax and enjoy instead of putting in work.

>>81714542
I want a muscular woman to compete with, seeing who could make the other cum sooner.

>>81713397

I wish they didn't poison the minds of people with the idea that they shouldn't do cardio

>>81711984 (OP)
Real shit dude lmao, i stretch now lowkey in the bathroom "when im freshneing up" cant pull a hammy or fuck my back

>>81711984 (OP)
Missionary is such a bullshit meme sex position.

If you don't get exhausted from essentially doing planks/push-ups over a girl, there's gonna be some other nonsense like your hand/forearm is gonna get stuck in her hair, or you're gonna way too long trying to blindly find her pussy hole in the dark underneath covers like someone trying to plug into a wall outlet behind a sofa or underneath a desk.

Any other sex position is preferable.

>>81711984 (OP)
It's meant to be for reproduction of course it's work. You think this is fun and games?

>>81715764
>If you don't get exhausted from essentially doing planks/push-ups over a girl, there's gonna be some other nonsense like your hand/forearm is gonna get stuck in her hair, or you're gonna way too long trying to blindly find her pussy hole in the dark underneath covers like someone trying to plug into a wall outlet behind a sofa or underneath a desk.
Tell me how I know you never had sex without telling me you never had sex.

>>81713697
this is casually the most deranged and mentally ill reply probably on /r9k/ right now

hilarious

>>81712239
eat more potassium and magnesium if you don't want to be feeble like a furry

>>81715846
you're lying to me, yourself, and this thread if your first time(s) doing missionary you weren't blindly rolling your dick around the girl's crotch.