Why don't you just settle for a futanari oneeshota gf?
>>81716267 (OP)idk what that means tho I guess
Are you saying your ok with futa nannies that fuck their young masters?
>>81716267 (OP)i would but im ugly and bald
>>81716267 (OP)I'm sorry Master, I just can't wait any longer...
>>81716267 (OP)You don't know the rules around here?
>>81716267 (OP)I truly think my life is shit because I wasn't made a shota sex slave for a futa mommy
>>81716267 (OP)Anal sex is smelly and uncomfortable
>>81716267 (OP)settle? this is the dream
>>81716337Same. Good thing they aren't real anyway, so we don't need to suffer knowing that somebody else gets to enjoy them either.
>>81716267 (OP)Cuz they don't exist you fucking moron