>mom walks into my room
>"Anon, look at this new therapist I found online! You should come with me"
>at the therapist
>bunch of new age talismans on the walls
>huh.jpg
>the therapy starts and she just lightly touches my head
>wut.jpg
>"huh... what are you doing?"
>"Oh, I'm pressing your money point. This way, I am channeling energy that will relieve you of all your financial problems!"
>wtf.jpg
>I start questioning the process and mom chimes in
>"Anon, if you keep asking questions, it won't work!"
>"Mom, I think you fell for a scam"
>mom and therapist audibly gasp
>"Anon, you're being rude! If you don't want to be healed, we're going home"
>on the ride home I try telling her that touching someone's head doesn't do anything to help them
>"Anon, you don't know what you are talking about, this person did a lot of research, and is an expert!"
>"Does she have a degree?"
>"Yes!"
>"In medicine?"
>"In journalism!"
>yougottobefuckingkiddingme.png
>at home I try researching what the fuck was that
>it's some shit called Access Consciousness
>founded by a bankrupt ex-scientologist
>these guys believe they can talk to ayys, horses and the spirit of Rasputin
>I show this to my mom
>"Anon, you need to stop being so narrow-minded. This is the new scientific paradigm brought by general relativity and quantum physics. You just need to expand your mind beyond Newtonian thinking"
But when I try telling her about Jewish Question, I am just a "conspiracy theorist" listening to far-right quacks!

>>81716605 (OP)
You're both retard cultists, but it isn't your fault since you were raised by a retard.

>>81716605 (OP)
sounds like pressing your money point worked as you immediately identified a scam

Your uselessness led her to desperate measures. If you want to help her do improve so she can stop believing in bs

>>81716641
kek well said anon, I wonder how the therapist would respond to that point

>>81716605 (OP)
Your mom, the therapist and you are all retarded.

>>81716605 (OP)
I would like to commune with the spirit of Rasputin. I believe he'd be able to teach me many things.

I remember being a kid in the 00s and trying to tell my parents about 9/11 conspiracies, aliens, illuminati ect. they would rightfully dismiss me and tell me to be skeptical of shit i read online. fast forward 20 years later and now they come to me with the most retarded boomer conspiracy theories and I have to tell them that. time is a mfer. I want to die soon.

was the therapist female? did she really touched you?

>>81716605 (OP)
I hate gullible housewives. It's always them falling for occult and alternative medicine shit. Women are feelings first when it comes to navigating the world.