Thread 81716779 - /r9k/ [Archived: 510 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:27:30 AM No.81716779
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>benefits of having a small penis
I can get a boner in public without worrying about anyone seeing it

>downsides to having a small penis
I can never have sexual relationships with a woman, experience love, or start a family

So yeah. Pros and cons. Just gotta look at the bright side.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:30:02 AM No.81716799
do not forget you can also make fetish porn for gay men
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:30:37 AM No.81716805
>>81716799
That's not a benefit.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:57:22 AM No.81717055
>>81716779 (OP)
season 2 hoype
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:59:06 AM No.81717081
>>81716779 (OP)
Perhaps a day will come when self love can be found.
Momo a cute though
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:21:09 AM No.81717334
>>81716779 (OP)
benefits of having a small penis
>virgin women are less afraid of the pain associated with popping their cherry if they lose their virginity with you
>you're less likely to have unplanned pregnancies, when cumming inside, because the semen gets deposited very far away from her cervix.
>other men are not jealous of you, and may be nice to you out of pitty
>need less jock support when running or doing other movement activities
>you can enjoy SPH porn more thoroughly
>your penis is cute and non threatening
>after you pee, there will be less urine trapped in your short urethra, so you don't need to spend all day shaking it out in front of the urinal to avoid pee stains.
>if you're gay, you don't need to debate over who's gonna be the top, and who's gonna be the bottom. You're the bottom.
>if you're straight, you don't need to debate over who's gonna be the top, and who's gonna be the bottom. You're getting pegged.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:24:48 AM No.81717372
>>81716779 (OP)
>I can never have sexual relationships with a woman
Where the fuck do you guys get this from? Legitimately, I want a real source. A law written down somewhere, an ancient text stating
>THOU SHALT NOT BED MEN BELOW X INCHES
Anything at all. I am like 3 and a half, maybe 4 inches on a good day and have still had multiple girlfriends and sexual partners and made them cum. You guys need to stop coming up with road blocks to every interaction you could possibly have with a woman.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:32:39 AM No.81717434
>>81717334
>easier to get an maintain erections, due to less blood required to fill your cock.
>never worried about passing out, due to too much blood going to your cock, instead of your brain.