>see a large spider on the baseboard
>scoop it up with a big index card
>suddenly dozens of tiny baby spiders start spilling out from her and running off the edges
>oshit.png
>whatdoido.exe
>run into the kitchen and plunge the card into a pan i have soaking in the sink
>pour dish soap and bleach into the water to try to kill them
I've just sort of let it sit for a while now. Think they're dead and I can pour it down the drain, or can they somehow survive?

>>81717992 (OP)
smashed the shit out of a spider last night for the crime of sitting moitonless on my doorframe as i walked by

>>81717992 (OP)
>to kill them
Nooooo don't kill spiders anon. I know they're freaky and crawly, but spiders are really cool. Just put em outside on the porch.
Spiders really help with bugs, especially in the kitchen. I had a really big brown spider that chilled outside my kitchen window one summer. There were notably less bugs.

>>81718159
brother I was completely geared to just take the spider out and throw it in in the garden or something but that was before it exploded into a million little babies

>>81717992 (OP)
>taking a shit
>see big spider crawling up the wall in front of me
>stops every few seconds and wiggles it's ass like a dog
>turns around and stops
>feels like its staring at me take a shit
What the fuck... Also since when do spiders wiggle their abdomens?