How to get laid ASAP? - /r9k/ (#81718380) [Archived: 668 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:55:58 AM No.81718380
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College student but the school is a bit too academic and serious.

Male, plain but not straight out ugly, like bog average, maybe a bit more or less. Maybe a sociopath but can handle daily convo

Just wanna try it out like how I tried lacrosse or Catan.

No prostitutes,no STDs and it would be best if the girl is around my age or at least not older then 30.

Please help, I just became an adult and would wanna try this activity out. I've already experienced drinking and smoking, so sex is the only thing left in my adult experience checklist!
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:57:22 AM No.81718393
you will die alone
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:58:40 AM No.81718405
>>81718380 (OP)
>No prostitutes
How do you expect me to give you an answer?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:59:50 AM No.81718416
>>81718380 (OP)
Join some college/university clubs and get to know people or make male friends and try to get them to take you places where you can meet women.
For the love of God just get the fuck off this board and stop posting OP.
I'm 27 and if I had a time machine to go back to college and not drop out I probably wouldn't be a virgin right now.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:08:14 AM No.81718459
Post in those anon college boards that you want to have sex
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:18:47 AM No.81718528
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>>81718380 (OP)
>No prostitutes
This is pretty much the male equivalent of requiring a man over 6'1
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:21:34 AM No.81718546
>>81718380 (OP)
>No prostitutes
Anon... This is THE go to method if you need sex asap.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:25:43 AM No.81718585
>>81718528
>>81718546
Is it high standards if I just wanna wanna fuck girls my own age instead of 46yo immigrants from fucking cambodiastan or some shit that may had 49 diseases and 17 kids?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:27:05 AM No.81718593
>>81718380 (OP)
You need to be 6'2 or taller, lean and reasonably attractive to be able to do casual sex.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:27:44 AM No.81718599
>>81718585
In 2025, yes, it is. But don't worry, if you take the sleazepill early enough and avoid falling in love with the first girl that smiles back at you, you'll have enough money when you're 30 to bang gen alpha chicks.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:37:21 AM No.81718680
>>81718593
>just take the blackpill bro
Of course, why wouldn't I take getting laid advice from an obivous sexless incel?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:39:47 AM No.81718699
>>81718680
Because I'm not a sexless incel, I live in reality.
I can get casual sex if I go to a club and vibe with the right 3/10 girl, but a lot of my friends cannot because they aren't as tall and don't present as well.
The only way to reliably get laid is to find a girl who is less attractive than you to fall in love with you, which is both easier and harder than you think
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:41:38 AM No.81718712
>>81718699
>I totally had sex bro
Buddy you sound like a complete incel, how am I supposed to believe you?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:44:02 AM No.81718728
>>81718712
Idc, be deluded then, you write like a bot anyway
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:45:58 AM No.81718735
>>81718712
Anon just go out and bother girls if you're not gonna listen to anyone here. It's honestly a much healthier thing to do than to listen to bitter adults. In all likelihood, you will just become a bitter adult like us, but you're not going to get any life changing advice here. Either buy the fucking whore as everyone in this thread is saying, to go get rejected by ego-inflated cunts enough times that you reach the conclusion of getting a whore naturally. Or maybe you do get laid, I dunno.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:46:15 AM No.81718736
>>81718728
>bro just give up there's no way for sub 6 men to have casual sex
How am I supposed to believe that when a little thing knew as "lying" exists? As long as you are not like 5'8 u am pretty sure you can just bluff your way into being 6 feet.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:58:07 AM No.81718802
Unironically kys o algo

Women are not objects, chud.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:37:59 AM No.81719030
Bumo bump bumpy
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:03:54 AM No.81719175
>>81718380 (OP)
>I just became an adult
who is gonna tell him?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:04:24 AM No.81719181
>>81718585
don't be rude. they're just doing their job
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:50:25 AM No.81719473
>>81719175
Wdym, brooooo? I am an adult
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:16:54 AM No.81720573
Hbump6