Thread 81718706 - /r9k/ [Archived: 567 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:40:57 AM No.81718706
sam hyde
sam hyde
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What do we think of Sam Hyde?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:41:54 AM No.81718715
>>81718706 (OP)
he tries too hard and he's just not funny
Replies: >>81719308
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:02:27 AM No.81718832
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1751053816615878
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>>81718706 (OP)
hes jewish and i hate jews
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:03:47 AM No.81718844
who-is-that-guy-kyle-broflovski
who-is-that-guy-kyle-broflovski
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>>81718706 (OP)
Like kim Kardashian, I know the name, but why they're are famous? I don't fucking have a clue.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:06:46 AM No.81718861
Screenshot_12
Screenshot_12
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nigga has some crazy destined eyes. kissed by Fate
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:08:43 AM No.81718875
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His fake Ted talk is very funny, some of the iDubbbz documentary was pretty funny. Everything else I've seen from him is incredibly unfunny.
He clearly sees himself as a profound thinker/self-help guru, but he just isn't smart at all. Incredibly bland generic advice and political "analysis" you could gleen from a 2-3 /pol/ bot posts.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:14:20 AM No.81718914
>>81718706 (OP)
idk you'll have to ask Marky Jane Thompson of Rhode Island
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:19:09 AM No.81718939
>>81718706 (OP)
He insists upon himselph
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:22:20 AM No.81718954
>>81718706 (OP)
The best joke he ever played was tricking people into thinking he's funny. The cherry being able to get """people""" to actually pay him to see more of his shit content. I stopped watching WP2 at the Daddy Dom sketch. I assume it is all trolling and not because he is a massive Jewish trustfund autist who never learned to integrate into the real world.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:26:57 AM No.81718984
>>81718914
the candyman with his candy van
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:05:12 AM No.81719187
>>81718706 (OP)
I think he needs to suplex Hasan into concrete already.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:06:37 AM No.81719196
dudes a dork
that just says it all
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:07:58 AM No.81719210
>>81718706 (OP)
I think his sketch comedy fell off. Just the way things go now that podcasts are the new medium.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:08:13 AM No.81719213
>>81718706 (OP)
he has a few funny and very funny bits but 90% of it is boring or cringe. i think that guy might be an actual narcissist because i can't imagine how you can be so bad at humor after all this time and practice without being mentally retarded
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:09:40 AM No.81719224
i find his jokes funny but i never find myself laughing at them
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:20:35 AM No.81719308
>>81718715
>he tries too hard
Yeah I agree with this anon
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:30:53 AM No.81719372
>>81718706 (OP)
dude lacks theory of mind to such an extent that he's incapable of understanding what people actually find funny and his comedy is complete dogshit as a result
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:32:50 AM No.81719382
>>81719372
what are some examples of what people actually find funny?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:33:58 AM No.81719391
>>81718844
wannabe comedian, had a live action skit show on adult swim, his comedy is edgy, it didn't thrive for most of the last decade because of it and he's resentful about it to this day. He's rich now because he had a lot of leftover bitcoin from back when everyone used it to buy weed online.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:34:38 AM No.81719399
>>81718706 (OP)
>What do we think of Sam Hyde?
we dont, unless youre an eceleb cuck
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:35:53 AM No.81719408
>>81719382
https://youtu.be/tm-uISr3OWw
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:36:37 AM No.81719413
>>81719382
literally just google 'successful comedians' and then compare their acts against hyde's edgelord faggotry
Replies: >>81719557
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:38:41 AM No.81719417
It seems like there is always weird stuff around him, doesn't seem like making YouTube videos should require making enemies of former associates. Plus I heard he's a faggot that takes it up the ass and he's Pure Connecticut
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:41:54 AM No.81719432
>>81718706 (OP)
Just watch "Sam Hyde and Marky - The Truth"
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:42:58 AM No.81719436
>>81719432
Too lazy, give tl;dr
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:44:11 AM No.81719442
>>81719436
He had a legal and consensual relationship with a teenage girl.
Replies: >>81719451
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:45:34 AM No.81719451
>>81719436
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hJ0qXCbAWWg
>>81719442
She was 15 and crossed state lines to force her to suck off twinks from Tinder so that he could finish on their face
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:52:02 AM No.81719480
>>81719451
Couldn't Marky have just not been such a stupid slut? Foid moment.
>Nooo you don't understand he was tall and he had an internet following so I literally had no choice but to degrade myself for him and do anything he said!
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:56:33 AM No.81719494
>>81719480
She's making a comeback whether you like it or not. She WILL profit off the notoriety she has earned for herself whether you like it or not.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:09:02 AM No.81719557
>>81719413
they are all gay tho
Replies: >>81719564
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:10:46 AM No.81719564
>>81719557
What're you a fucking 6th grader?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:54:49 AM No.81719910
>>81718706 (OP)
why are you posting these threads sam whats your psychology disorder
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:55:57 AM No.81719921
>>81718706 (OP)
He should shave that shit beard already. FFS.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:56:41 AM No.81719929
>>81718706 (OP)
He's certainly polarizing. I think part of his enduring interest is that people can't tell whether he believes the stuff he says. Everyone has a theory, but none of them quite ring true.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:57:55 AM No.81719941
>>81718706 (OP)
I think he would made fun of me for begin a sea monkey
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:00:22 AM No.81719963
>>81718706 (OP)
If he is trolling he ia funny if he actually believes anything he says he is tarded
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:11:59 AM No.81720034
>>81718706 (OP)
He's pretty funny but he's also an exercise in naivety.
Sometimes you must try a bit hard to guess whether he's joking or being serious, but as he said in the idubz interview if he was clear about it every time, it'd just come off as condescending.
I think either he or someone else mentioned that those who watch him generally tend to focus on the stuff they agree with, and write off the stuff they don't as jokes, and vice versa with people on the opposite side of the spectrum. And pretty much everything he says can be interpreted either way.