Thread 81718920 - /r9k/ [Archived: 590 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:15:08 AM No.81718920
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I am so fucking horny.
I wish I had a gf so I could eat her out and finger her. I want to overstimulate her until her legs shake and her eyeget teary from how overwhelming it is.

I fucking hate being a virgin. I can't stand it anymore.
Replies: >>81718976 >>81718992 >>81719527 >>81719608
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:24:41 AM No.81718967
I deserve a foid that will obey me and do whatever I say.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:26:13 AM No.81718976
>>81718920 (OP)
You can just become the gf and let bulls hollow your bussy.
Replies: >>81718990
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:27:56 AM No.81718990
>>81718976
story of my life, except im a virgin :3
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:28:14 AM No.81718992
>>81718920 (OP)
serves you right for preferring big tits, loser.
Replies: >>81718999
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:30:15 AM No.81718999
>>81718992
Was it the pic? I just want a gf
Replies: >>81719027
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:37:43 AM No.81719027
>>81718999
Yeah it was the pic
Replies: >>81719069
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:45:03 AM No.81719069
>>81719027
Yeah I like big tits
Replies: >>81719124
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:56:34 AM No.81719124
>>81719069
So you don't deserve a gf. :)
Replies: >>81719135 >>81719215
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:58:18 AM No.81719135
>>81719124
i like big tits and small tits and even medium tits
but nobody ever asks me what kind of tits i like
Replies: >>81719145 >>81719168
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:00:03 AM No.81719145
>>81719135
What do you mean by 'even' medium tits? as if they are worse somehow than either of them?
Replies: >>81719153
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:01:21 AM No.81719153
>>81719145
nobody ever asks about medium tits. it's always dfc or mommy milkers. maybe i just like a nice b-cup/c-cup medium tit
Replies: >>81719453
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:03:18 AM No.81719168
>>81719135
What about: saggy tits, hairy tits, black tits, big areola tits, invisible areola tits, inverted nipple tits, tubular tits, asymmetrical tits, no tits, fake tits
Replies: >>81719192 >>81719215
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:05:52 AM No.81719192
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>>81719168
>saggy tits
yes
>hairy tits
no
>black tits
yes
>big areola tits
yes
>invisible areola tits
if it's literally no areola maybe not unless it's a woman i actually like then i don't mind what she has
>inverted nipple tits
yes
>tubular tits
yes
>asymmetrical tits
yes
>no tits
that's in the small tits, yes
>fake tits
yes
Replies: >>81719200 >>81719223
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:07:11 AM No.81719200
>>81719192
also with the hairy tits i don't mean like that fine hair women have. i have hairy tits irl. if they have the hair i have on them im gonna ask you to groom it. if she wants me to shave too i wouldn't mind doing it for her either so i'd hope she'd do the same.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:08:30 AM No.81719215
>>81719124
Why are you so mean?
>>81719168
>saggy tits,
Yes
>hairy tits,
Yes
>black tits,
No
>big areola tits,
Yes
>invisible areola tits,
Yes
>inverted nipple tits,
Yes
>tubular tits,
Maybe
>asymmetrical tits,
Yes
>no tits,
No
>fake tits
No.
Replies: >>81719229 >>81719230
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:09:17 AM No.81719223
>>81719192
Ok i changed my mind i think you do deserve a gf after that answer. You seem decent.
Replies: >>81719229
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:10:13 AM No.81719229
>>81719223
That wasn't me. This is >>81719215 me, OP
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:10:21 AM No.81719230
>>81719215
I'm just sick of men talking about giant tits all the time it has started to gross me the fuck out.
Replies: >>81719235 >>81719236 >>81719275
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:11:14 AM No.81719235
>>81719230
You're the one who brought it up...
Tits are great.
Replies: >>81719249
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:11:20 AM No.81719236
>>81719230
just to let you know, i wouldnt mind sucking your cute mosquito breasts and licking the middle too.
Replies: >>81719245
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:12:22 AM No.81719245
>>81719236
You need to start clarifying that you aren't the anon that was replied to.
Replies: >>81719275
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:12:51 AM No.81719249
>>81719235
Youre the one posting anime girls with giant tits while whining you don't have a gf
Replies: >>81719266
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:14:56 AM No.81719266
>>81719249
True true...
I want a gf with big tits. But I like chubby girls so maybe that ups my chances?
Replies: >>81719269
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:15:21 AM No.81719269
>>81719266
i like any girls. just give me a fucking chance you stupid whore
Replies: >>81719288 >>81719291
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:16:20 AM No.81719275
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>>81719245
>>81719230
im the guy that said deserves a gf i didn't post the mosquito breasts post but we'd be doing w/e weird shit you're into
Replies: >>81719291
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:18:08 AM No.81719288
>>81719269
Well no if you want a gf with big tits then obviously i wont give you a chance retard. I'd rather stay single than settle for a guy that prefers big tits.
Replies: >>81719304
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:18:14 AM No.81719291
>>81719269
>>81719275
Bro, you're too horny. You aren't even thinking straight. You replied to me twice, by mistake I assume, because I'm OP.
Calm tf down.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:20:04 AM No.81719304
>>81719288
i have no preference for tits. im a virgin. id literally take any nice respectful woman whos as into me as i am to her.
Replies: >>81719311 >>81719321
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:21:30 AM No.81719311
>>81719304
But there has to be more to her, no? just wanting you only lasts a few months and then it gets old.
Replies: >>81719320
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:22:44 AM No.81719320
>>81719311
but of course. i need to fuck you to the tune of your soul and life. not to your body. you fucking whore.
Replies: >>81719328
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:22:47 AM No.81719321
>>81719304
What are your hard no's for a girl lookswise anon?
Replies: >>81719336
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:23:51 AM No.81719328
>>81719320
Firstly calling a woman a whore it not going to get you a gf. Respect is attractive.
Replies: >>81719343 >>81719354
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:25:05 AM No.81719336
>>81719321
dont be deformed. have decent teeth. id prefer if you didnt have any missing limbs, that would be awesome. umm. dont be too fat or too skinny. thats literally it. relatively clean skin. smell decent. thats it.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:26:07 AM No.81719343
>>81719328
yes i know, i know, i was just being edgy to be edgy, i dont mean it teehee >////<
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:27:39 AM No.81719354
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>>81719328
>Respect is attractive
Replies: >>81719360
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:28:19 AM No.81719360
>>81719354
I respect women a lot. I haven't raped anyone ever in my life.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:46:04 AM No.81719453
>>81719153
what is dfc and what do you look for in a girl
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:04:10 AM No.81719527
>>81718920 (OP)
Women suck at sex and can't even handle being overstimulated, you're better off with the fantasy.
Replies: >>81719630
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:15:07 AM No.81719608
>>81718920 (OP)
I know that feel, bro.
I wish I had a fuck-buddy that I could fuck the hell out of and make us both cum.
Make her love me to the point that it even gives me the ick.
Replies: >>81719630
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:18:10 AM No.81719630
>>81719608
I want a gf. I hate the idea of casual sex.
I think I would genuinely never recover if I lost my virginity to casual sex. I would kms.
>>81719527
No.
Replies: >>81719650
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:22:51 AM No.81719650
>>81719630
I can't do anything with a GF other than fuck her a lot. I can't do the dating/outdoors shit that women love.
So by default, I realise that I need a fuck-buddy. But one I could keep for years and have it exclusive, lol.