Thread 81725943 - /r9k/ [Archived: 639 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:39:52 PM No.81725943
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>be me, straight boy
>lonely
>decide to try watching anime while cuddling a twink
>no gay sex since im nawt gay..

>find an incredibly pretty twink thats down to cuddle while watching assassination classroom.. 10/10 anime btw.

>FFW

>he comes over
>just as pretty as in the pictures
>after a moment of talking, I take him to my bedroom and we start cuddling

>FFW half an hour later

>smell something unpleasant
>quickly sus out he farted
>become disgusted but ignore it
>10 minutes later he farts again
>smells absolutely awful, like rotten fish and moldy salad

>plug my nose and tell him he needs to leave
>he gets offended and moves, but not towards the exit..
>he decides to sit his huge bubble butt on my face
>he continues farting
>my eyes are streaming but I'm incredibly hard, my fantasy has come to life..
>after 3 minutes of him sitting on my face and farting I finally cum through my pants

>after I cum he laughs at me, degrading me.. then leaves and blocks me

what.. just.. happened..
Replies: >>81726030 >>81726115
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:46:09 PM No.81726030
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>>81725943 (OP)
no idea but i have been laughing at you for five minutes straight you fucking clown holy kek
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:53:28 PM No.81726115
>>81725943 (OP)
>be me, straight boy
Stopped right there. r/greentext must have been so bored that they started greentext farming themselves.