you know? cum is stored in the balls which means that at this very moment there's cum inside of you, yes (you) and that's pretty gay when you think about it

guys I'm losing my mind....

I want to spurt my sticky boysyrup onto your tongue.

>>81727094
sorry buddy I'm not gay

>>81727086 (OP)
Cum isn't stored in the balls. It's stored in the prostate. Which is in your ass.
Lmao you have cum in your ass. What a fag.

>>81727086 (OP)
No it has to go through the prostate first

>>81727116
>>81727118
woah that's even gayer! :O

>>81727116
>>81727118
wait, is that why I get a "funny" feeling in my ass when I get very very horny?

>>81727086 (OP)
wrong
piss is stored in the balls

>>81727174
cum is stored in the brain stem yes I think with my cum!

dont muslims think that semen is stored in the back

>>81727202
what? why would they think that?

>>81727244
The believe so much insane bullshit, a d that's where you draw the line?

Having sex with women is gay because women have sex with men.

>>81727102
You'll come around eventually. Once I'm done with you, you will question everything. I'd let you shoot those hot ropes onto my tongue.

>>81727260
y-yes....ok to be honest I have no idea what they believe in
>>81727277
technically masturbating is gay because you are touching cock
>>81727288
no, I want a gf not a bf

I would like to point out that 70% of your ejaculate is from the seminal vesicles, 2 to 5% comes from the testicles, and around 25 to 28% comes from the prostate

>>81727308
>no, I want a gf not a bf
I'll do anything for you. You can turn me into your boywife and I'd be happy to please you.

>>81727366
interesting!
>>81727371
no, go to a gay bar or something anon

>>81727410
>no, go to a gay bar or something anon
I want (You). I need (You). I want to take all your gooey loads inside my mouth every single day.

In all seriousness, sorry. I'm super fucking horny.

>>81727563
>In all seriousness, sorry. I'm super fucking horny.
that's ok don't worry about it anon

I felt myself getting gayer and gayer the more replies I read
I'm... a faggot
FML

>>81728170
Did any of it turn you on? :-)

>>81728170
wow, I'm so confident about my sexuality (heterosexual) that something like this didn't made me feel gay, I could get pegged by a woman and I still wouldn't feel gay (I would feel like a shotasub though >///<)

>>81728184
No I don't want to be a faggot
>>81728242
I could get pegged by a qt3.14 and not feel gay but having cum in my ass 24/7 sounds so fucking gay man

>>81728265
well go complain to god about putting cum in our asses by design

>>81728274
Will do what the fuck man
just another thing to add to the pile of reasons i think he's probably evil

>>81728286
here's another reason, getting your prostate massaged feels really good, but why did he put it in such a gay area?

>>81728274
dude i think youre the only one here with cum in his ass. the only part of this that was by design was god designing you as a homosexual gay man.

>>81728333
I'm not gay I'm straight and I want women to rape and abuse me physically and psychologically

>>81728265
>No I don't want to be a faggot

I need to be raped (pegged) by a sadistic fembot
:(

>>81728519
I need to be tied up and pegged by a girl goddamn it1!!!!!

>>81728519
>I need to be raped-
That's all I needed to hear. Pull your pants down. NOW.

>>81728893
wait, are you a girl?

>>81728904
>wait, are you a girl?
NOPE. YOU HEARD WHAT I SAY, BOY. PULL EM DOWN. NOW.

>>81728999
then piss off >:(

>>81729011
>then piss off >:(
You're going to regret denying my advances.

>>81727086 (OP)
You should rape a girl and release your cum inside her womb

>>81729024
I would love to release my cum deep inside a woman's womb but I would like to do it consensually and would like to cuddle with her afterwards