Embarrassing stories thread ? Embarrassing stories thread.
Come and vent your fuck ups

this is more of a quantity over quality type of thing but
>at work last week and threw a thing in the trash
>"anon where is the thing"
>i threw it away
>supervisor literally puts her hands on her head and says my name distraughtly before walking away
>i fetched it out of the trash later so everything worked out
shit like this happens every day btw

>>81727610 (OP)
You ever have one of those memories that are so embarrassing that when it pops into your head you have to internally scream it away?

>>81727640
>internally
Ive been alone for too long to bother to keep the screaming internal anymore

there's more details but i'll keep it short
>14-15 at the time
>Talking to older girl online
>Hit it off
>Turns out she lives near me
>Decide to meet
>At some point we sit down on a bench near my (to-be at the time) highschool
>Dude i know from middle school comes by
>Says hi
>Starts talking with us and decides to stay, whatever
>10 minutes later we decide to walk
>He comes with us (despite his home being the other way)
>At some point i end up being a step or two behind, he slaps her ass
>She turns pale and is visibly discomforted
>Autist me dont realize what happened, dont fight or do anything
>We part ways with the guy
>Part ways with her at some point
>She ghosts me
>I dont even realize the gravity of what happened until a month or two later or why she ghosted me
You can guess how fucked up i am from that amongst other things

>>81727610 (OP)
>walking around my hs after school hours with a friend
>open door for group of guys
>one of them turns to me afterward and asks me to prom
>get paralyzed from shock
>take five seconds to stammer out a "n-no"
>thought he was joking anyways
>his friend comforts him over the rejection and they walk away
>my friend looks at me as if nothing even happened
how i learned people at school thought i was gay. also let a girl put me in a corset once because i thought maybe she'd want to be friends if i did what she wanted

>>81727640
I actually start cringing and shaking my head.

>>81727640
Yes. A bunch of them. Sometimes I feel like I was a completely different person that died and I took his place but I still gotta see all the shit he did.

One time I was on a cabin trip with a bunch of friends.
>be footfag
>sneak out after everyone goes to bed
>grab friend's gf's shoe by the stairs, take it in the bathroom
>stick my nose in the shoe, get a good whiff, jerk off
>really have a great time imagining her feet and the smell
>put shoes back.

The next morning my friend comes out and puts the shoes on by the stairs. His gf comes out of the room wearing her shoes, which were in the bedroom with her.
Why tf does my friend have the same style of shoes as his gf?

>>81727677
Damn thats a way to get kekked.

>>81727712
lol that is a great story. shame this is the only place you can tell it

>>81727712
Im glad this is the fate that footfags get. Disgusting creatures.

>>81727712

yeah I mean, it's weird cuz im kinda not even mad. it's objectively gross that I fapped to my friend's foot odor but I was 100% convinced it was a cute girl's foot smell at the time. And then no one ever found out.

You're right, it's only for here lol

>>81727723
She wasnt my gf or anything and they didn't exchange contacts
I never realized how emasculating it actually was until probably 5 months later, she even turned towards me and nudged
I hate being mentally ill

>>81727677
Fighting for a woman isn't worth it.

>be me
>old enough that i have dial up internet in high school
>we were poor most people had dsl but still we had dial up
>so our internet died whenever someone tried to call our phone
>girl I was crushing on messages me out of the blue
>"anon, i really need ur help"
>internet dies
>she must be having an emotional crisis
>if I don''t help her she'll kill herself
>I dont know what to do so I jump on my bike and ride to her house, and bang on her door
>parents answer
>"is derpina okay?!? she said she needed my help"
>wanted help with a school thing, just never replied to my messages bc my internet dropped out

wtf was wrong with me why did my mind immediately go to "oh god she's killing herself RIGHT NOW"

>>81727610 (OP)
Got put on midnight shift at work with a girl I had a crush on. Very slow so not much to do. When I get there, she greets me enthusiastically and motions for me to join her at a dining table she is sitting at.

>N-no thanks, it might be better if I keep an eye out for people coming through over by the window

And so I spent the whole shift on the opposite side of the building to her on my phone. She actually came over to try and chat with me again a few more times throughout the night and although I made small talk with her I didn't budge in joining her at the table and I didn't really put much effort into the conversation either. Needless to say, she didn't talk to me after that.

this isn't really embarrassing, just sad
>be me at work
>supposed to change the garbage at half so it doesn't break the bag
>kinda hard to do reliably when it's busy
>end of shit, take bag out back
>bag has a fucking skewer in it and is ripping
>try to deal with it in a panic, poke my hand on skewer
>hand is bleeding now
>bag rips open
>a bunch of food and shit comes flooding out of the hole, big mess
>spend 10 minutes or so cleaning mess and mopping floor since it was all food that came out

>>81727610 (OP)
>4 years ago
>cleaning church with cute older girl
>one day thought I'd be brave to ask her out
>"hi nona, can I have your number?"
"What for?"
>"Because I want to date you"
I die inside

>sophomore
>2 girls are visibly interested in me
>they nudge me
>I am confused
>leave school that year, only to realize they were interested in me instead of bullying me
thanks Autism

>work retail
>moving carts to the back
>customer asks "where are the toilet flanges"
>I respond "it's in aisle 13"
>"I was in there I didn't see it"
>"have you tried looking harder?"

>pascha 2024
>decide to drink a wine aged in a whiskey barrel and a nalewka within 10 minutes
>both priests saw me blacked out drunk on church grounds
>mfw priests were mad at me
>mfw this wasn't my first time being blacked out drunk at my parish

>>81727712
Your friend and his gf have the same shoe size as well? Like so similar you really couldn't tell at a glance that the shoes you were sniffing were too big to be a woman's?