Where do we go when we die?

>>81729128 (OP)
Frogposters go to hell and burn for eternity with Satan, Judas, and Hitler.

>>81729128 (OP)
I don't know, maybe nothing but this sea monkey is gonna go to hell and suffer alone for eternity

>>81729128 (OP)
Death > Bardo > Underworld > Reincarnation.

you wake up in your pod filled with synthetic transhumanist goo as the simulation machine prepares a new experience for you

>>81729128 (OP)
i am trying to find the fastest route to the kitchen

>>81729194
If that's true, some fucker owes me a huge refund for this shitty life.

No where. Your sensory organs cease to function, so even if there was an afterlife, you wouldn't be able to experience it.

>>81729128 (OP)
In the ground.

>>81729128 (OP)
Ground.

>>81729761
>>81729975
Possibly a crematorium.
But this isn't /pol/.

>>81729761
>>81729975
>SHeooll
Haha you wish

>>81729128 (OP)
I'm from /x/, it depends on your Karma for example:
>Upper middle class white girl from a city neighborhood, is radical leftist and girl-boss alcoholic.
Due hedonism goes to a lesser hell realm
>Middle class suburban white guy, NEET, incel, cynical nihilist, contrarian, chud
Gets reborn as an animal (like a dog) do to habitually enjoying pointless quarrelling, so their next life they end up barking at everything
>Dogmatic Evangelical
Do to reducing Christianity to a fear based religion ("believe what I say or you will go to hell"), ends up being born in fear based society (like Africa or cartel regions).
>New-Atheist "scien-tism" Dawkins type
Ends up becoming a ghost do to fixation on the material and their own ego identity.

>>81730499
So how do you get a non-shitty afterlife?