>dipshit public school biology teacher told us the penis was a muscle
>"idea_light_bulb.jpg"
>work it out all the time
>all day, e'ry day
>no pain, no gain
>countless beat-off blisters
>drained my balls so much that I spunk could have probably filled a doughboy swimming pool
>it never got any bigger
>it never got any longer
>tfw gave myself death grip syndrome for nothing and the only thing that gets me off now is ridiculously expensive devices and the slickest lube
the funniest part is that my I'm tall and my eyesight is shit, so from my perspective, I thought I had a tiny wiener
Turns out I'm 7 inches fully hard but could never truly enjoy it because I'm a fucking retard who believes everything he's told