Normie-speak translated into autist:

"Just be yourself":
>If you try to trick me into thinking you have resources you don't, I'll know, so don't even try

"Work on yourself":
>You currently do not have any resources of value, change this

"I love a man with a sense of humour":
>I am mentally a child, I will make irrational and impulsive decisions like a child, make me laugh or you have no value to me

"What are you into? / What do you do?"
>What resources do you have, if any at all, so that I may decide if it's worth my time to get to know you?

"I just don't feel that way about you / We should just be friends"
>I have assessed your value and resources and found you wanting in terms of mating potential, however I will grace you with my high value presence and in return you will do services and provide resources to me.

>has been in situations where he's been told these sentences (except 4, it's an ubiquitous question)
moga me

>>81731298 (OP)
>I'm mad no one wants to date me because I can't provide anything of value

>>81731332
>If you offer me no resources, I will be angry at you

>>81731342
Yeah you should be offering resources or there's literally no reason to pick you

>>81731348
Thank you for confirming, neurotypical.

>>81731361
I don't see why you'd be complaining about this? You want something and get mad people want something in return

the last date i was on, she just got more and more disappointed trying to rationalize why i would possibly "lie" about not driving- it did not even occur to her she went on a date with a carless man
can't sing that and make it good, in any case

>>81731377
I'm just translating for my fellow autists. Emotions are a neurotypical trait.

>>81731406
Nah autistics get so emotional they have meltdowns