Why can't I find a girl like this? I would trade 100 ethots for a single night with someone this perfect!

>>81732293 (OP)
Seems annoying. My gf slaps my ass and most the time I hate it.

>>81732293 (OP)
>Implying
modern whoredom epidemic made it clear that women think about sex as much if not more than man.
social media should be banned

>>81732352
>Seems annoying
We get it, YOU'RE GAY

>>81732293 (OP)
Would a perfect woman love a 5'3 brown sea monkey like me?

>>81732293 (OP)
Gay tiktok scripted slop (except that end part wtf how gay are you) but if some bitch did that to me even as a joke, I would fucking break their jaw until nothing's left

>>81732293 (OP)
I like how this actually implies that she is freeuse

>>81732293 (OP)
I wish I had a GF who loved staying home and fucking a lot. Literally all I want.
If she gropes me, she's showing that she's into me. As a lifelong incel who craves touch, that would always turn me on.

>>81733530
But then how will she give blowjob?

>>81732466
>Would a perfect woman love a 5'3 brown sea monkey like me?
Hopefully someday you find your soulmate

>>81735024
There's more than one hole you retarded faggot

>>81732293 (OP)
>Why can't I find a girl like this?
This is just two retards filming a video for internet attention. This doesn't represent who she is at all. Wake up, retard.

>>81732293 (OP)
>Can only have fun like this with tall white Chad
Joever

>>81735454
I guess good women don't exist
Better just keep fucking as many sluts as possible then