>trying to date a girl that is slightly taller than me
>try to not think about the height difference and honestly i don't care the more dangerous the prey the greater the honor :)
>see that she is a bit uncomfortable and i notice it's kinda obviously related to the height difference although i don't claim to read her thoughts
>kinda get a bit anxious too despite securing a second date and want to look up stories about couples with height difference on reddit to reassure myself
>every single is like "OMG height differences are so AWKWARD I'm a BIG TALL MAN with a TEENIE TINY WOMAN OH JEEZ SO AWKWARD"
fuck normalfags i hate them so much
do they even realize how pathetic they sound? i'm gathering all my courage, steel my composure and are determined to be the best man possible for her and those who were born with an entire silver cutlery set in their mouth have the audacity to complain about shit like that! the worst offender was
>oh haha i'm six foot and i like to date short women
>why? is it because you feel strong and manly?
>oh haha no of course not i'm not a cave man haha i don't know i just do haha
what was that about the beta revolution? we still on that train?

computer, how many elephants are in japan

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i feel the storm is brewing. i can't relax. i won't relax. until i'm the last one standing