Thread 81740086 - /r9k/ [Archived: 524 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:38:08 AM No.81740086
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When you die all your real friends (5D machine elves) pop out and yell "surprise" and you realize your life as a human was just a prank.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:39:40 AM No.81740094
should i buy a shroom growing kit and then just shove a handful down my greasy gullet
im schizophrenic btw
Replies: >>81740098 >>81740489
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:40:29 AM No.81740098
>>81740094
Yeah, do that desu. Or just buy psilocybin-esque research chemicals from the internet like 4-ho-mipt.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:41:33 AM No.81740103
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md5: 18b39bf3fafad35be0aa68ef241a4d02🔍
and? also neat salviadroid copy? preliminary?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:33:21 AM No.81740475
>>81740086 (OP)
Fuck, I want to do drugs again.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:36:02 AM No.81740489
>>81740094
Every man should experience a proper psychedelic trip at least once.
Life is much stranger than we normally acknowledge, something we've lost in the enlightenment era. Psyches allow you to pierce the veil
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:38:24 AM No.81740818
yea and ill be cooking up a great prank in return
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:57:29 AM No.81740918
Optimistic of you to think that this reality is a prank and not a prison.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:58:53 AM No.81740933
>>81740086 (OP)
What's the most insane fact is that life is not a prank as such I'm just on fucking 5D drugs. The shit you can rip in the 5th dimension is unreal. If you think coming back in 10 minutes from spending 100 years in the DMT realm is crazy just imagine how your shit feels when you wake up from this. Probably like ass actually, I'm scared shitless of "dying" because that means sobering up. And in any case, the idea of a drug so sick that it includes nested simulacra of doing more drugs within it is bad ass. I'm not certain if the machine elves (and the whole crew, jesters, mandits, etc) are my friends or not. I think I may be in some kind of medical or research facility, possibly voluntary or possibly not. It's conceivable this is something like "psychedelic therapy" where I'm some kind of fucked up criminal miscreant in Reality and they think sending me through this is going to make me act right. Joke's on them, I'm fairly sure it's making me worse, unless the real intent is some kind of military training thing meant to make me into a merciless killer by the end and the enemy of my people is essentially just an alien race which appears identical to human women.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:04:54 AM No.81740993
>>81740086 (OP)
They would be giving me some weird looks for how I spent my time here. I'm never going to hear the end of it.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:06:26 AM No.81741004
>>81740918
We have nothing to judge anything against. Can't be optimistic or pessimistic based on the information we have. You can only be mistic about it.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:31:28 AM No.81741206
>>81740933
I always thought I was a robot being mixed in with humans
Maybe the rising rate of autism just represents reality having more AI constructs over Human souls
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:33:15 AM No.81741219
>>81740086 (OP)

gave me a good laugh
Id fuck them up for this suffering
in a friendly way of course
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:34:21 AM No.81741227
>>81741219
>damn bro you sold me wack shit, that was fucked up. take a hit right now, i want to see how your goofy ass handles being a birth defected african.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:49:49 AM No.81741331
>>81741227
What the fuck is an African?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:21:01 AM No.81742137
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kinda like this eh?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:22:15 AM No.81742144
>>81742137
the fact that both OP and this pic is saying the same thing makes me think he's onto something

OP how did you realize this?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:48:11 PM No.81742538
>>81740086 (OP)
this image is the exact representation of a fever dream i had what the fuck?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:40:54 PM No.81742914
>>81740933
Schizophrenia. And autism.