there are people on this board right now who had sex before. Some of them were even in long term relationships.

I came back to tell you women are filth. Sorry brod

>be me
>dated and had sex
>also have amnesia so I don't remember any of the sex and almost any of the relationship
please brother, let me stay in the cave with you, for it is dark and cold outside.

>>81740906 (OP)
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! I WILL NEVER HAVE SEX. NO ONE WOULD HAVE SEX WITH A SEA MONKEY MANLET

>>81741152
Help me understand seamonkey bro, for I have seen your posts on r9k for a while now.
You're a seamonkey yes? And that means your parents were seamonkies yes? And those parents had sex yes? So how is that you can't if they were able to do so despite the same racial handicap?

>>81740906 (OP)
Teenage love and teenage sex the best thing i could ever have done

>>81740906 (OP)
I fucked an escort, dingus pingus. Otherwise I would still be a KHHV.

>>81740906 (OP)
yeah, but having spent a lot of time interacting with women is why i hate them so bad. so forgive me for my sexhaving, but i'm not leaving the board ever

>>81740906 (OP)
it was with a femboy I closed my eyes and thought of her
basically masterbation

>>81741160
Girls in my country nowadays aren't going to choose someone who's short and brown. They want someone who looks like K-pop stars or is tall with pale skin