>dont have to deal with foids being annoying
>no problem getting laid
>can top or get topped by ur bf
>sexy biceps
>if you're not into all that, you can just get a twink
>dick tastes better than pussy
your homies already joke with you about wanting to fuck, imagine how funny it'd be if you busted out the maid outfit and just gave him the best head of his life and right after, you played games together

>>81741157 (OP)
shut the fuck up
just please shut the fuck up

>>81741157 (OP)
>Why aren't you gay
I wish I was.

Men are ugly id rather transition and be a lesbian like Chris Chan

>>81741157 (OP)
I couldnt get over how wrong it felt

>>81741157 (OP)
Had a phase once. Unfortunately even if it's a phase you can never be unfucked. People look at you differently.

>>81741157 (OP)
Sorry, robots. I want to be a father.

Can't really... you know... have a kid, man-on-man.

>>81741193
This I think gay men have way happier lives than straight men.
The straight scene is so fucked you see gay men being thankful they are gay and not straight lmao

>>81741157 (OP)
I don't want to get fuck in the ass and also it's gay

>>81741157 (OP)
I'll be serious with you. I don't like this because it feels like turning the difficulty down on a game. Yeah, I can just roll over all the combats with my eyes closed and also skip all the cutscenes, but genuinely why bother even showing up at that point?

>>81741157 (OP)
its not a choice, I've been a fag since 5yo. Tho I dated girls too. Anal just feels better for me.

>>81741157 (OP)
pic related is why

>>81741300
only bottoms get that, and they deserve it

>>81741315
>and they deserve it
h-hot...

>>81741333
do you want fecal incontinence

>>81741157 (OP)
Im already bi leaning towards gay and i hate it because millions of people hate me for it and i have childhood based need for validation from strangers that i havent broken yet if i ever will

>>81741157 (OP)
idk u tell me

>>81741157 (OP)
Trust me, I wish I was. Unfortunately I can only develop romantic feelings for women and it's been a huge detriment to my mental health.

>>81741353
Pretty much this.

>>81741157 (OP)
Because my friends and family would not respect me for it. I would be an outcast from those that I actually value the opinions of and aren't as ephemeral as romantic relationships are.
And since I don't hate my race or love trannies, the LGBTQ+ "community" would never accept me either.

>>81741441
Would it be better to have a bunch of old fat men constantly messaging you? That's what I get.

>>81741346
only if u give it to me.... x3

>>81741499
>since I don't hate my race or love trannies, the LGBTQ+ "community" would never accept me either
The internet isn't real life bruh

>>81741157 (OP)
>Anon, why aren't you just gay?
Because I have a gf. I like sex with women way more. Just feels normal. I've slept with a man before, but why continue? Why have inferior sex and lower my societal status?

>>81741256
Being a straight man is a life of misery.

>>81741854
you are envious of gay men wearing diapers and getting harassed and getting aids and dying ?

>>81741877
>The only options in life is to shackle yourself as a cuck or be a massive slut for miles of stranger cock

>>81741877
I am envious that gay men can easily find relationships whenever they want. A straight man can go his entire life without ever knowing what intimacy feels like.

>>81741157 (OP)
>Anon, why aren't you just gay?
I'd much prefer life I were gay. I hate everything about females besides their bodies.

I love EVERYTHING about men except their bodies.

>>81741963
>I love EVERYTHING about men except their bodies.
Literally just date a femboy

>>81741987
>Literally just date a femboy
A femboy is not a female body. Trust me. I want to trannys none stop and NONE fully look like a female.

>>81742013
suit yourself bruh

>>81741157 (OP)
God I love seedfeeder slop

>>81741546
>The internet isn't real life bruh
Faggot apologist.
If you witnessed a pride event, you'd understand that it is.

>>81742013
>NONE fully look like a female.
You've never been to Thailand and seen high quality ladyboys.

i tried but i couldn't cum, even when i closed my eyes
men aren't attractive

>>81741300
You have to gape or have sex way too frequently for that to happen

no cute twink wants to date a loser like me

>>81741157 (OP)
Because masculinity is revolting. That's why feminism is so repulsive -- it masculinizes women.

objectively speeking gurls are fucking gross! ew!!!!! not attractive at all! but boyrs r soooo cute! =3 we need 2 turn sta8 bois gay so we can fuck there boiholes and give them male love :) make the female irrelevant lol

>>81741157 (OP)
he speakin facts ive been topping a few twinks recently and im happy as hell
#FuckWomen (figuratively)

>>81741157 (OP)
As a faggot, I can assure you that it doesn't solve anything. I'd argue that the gay dating scene is more grim. You think femoids are whores? You've seen nothing.

>>81743461
I am willing to give you a chance, anon

>>81743470
why the fuck do you have that saved on your computer? and don't give me some bullshit excuse here, that's too specific a photo for you to have just googled it just now

>>81744446
lmao I googled "cum on a moustache" because there is a phrase "gayer than cum on a moustache" which, just hearing it, causes me to cringe at the imagery. The actual photo is even more disgusting than I was imagining.