Plus One Edition

It's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories on milfs, your own lovely mom or any other relatives you fancy.

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Topic: Have you ever gone to an event as a family member's plus one? What kind of event was it? Did it bring you two closer together?

Holy shit I've never been this early to an /mcg/ thread. How's it going fellas?

To answer the question, no I've never been but it'd be nice to.

Guys, after years of lurking and building a fake instagram account, I finally succesfully catfished my mom for nudes. It took a lot of effort and a whole bunch of time, but I got her to send me a vid of her tits and I think it's just the beginning.

>>81741721
that's a cuckson move, why not try to fuck her instead of having her lust after some fantasy chad that's not you?

>>81741838
Maybe, but I really don't think it's realistic for me to do that. It felt amazing chatting with her in this way though, even if thats a cuckson move it gave me the most fulfillment I ever had

>>81741887
then at least share some pictures

>>81742314
I didn't screencap the pics she sent me because I want to upkeep this conversation and see where it goes. I'm not going to share her insta posts or anything because she has some identifiable tattoos that I dont want to show

>>81742504
Show her your cock and ask her what does she thinks about it. She would be judging her own son's cock without even knowing it.

>>81742686
I'm definitely going to do it down the line when she's more conformtable sexting with me

>>81742986
post cock now so we can see if its big enough

>>81741721
Well, it's sort of an in for you if you want to.

I have a pretty crude way of expressing myself so don't take my advice literally but adapt it to your circumstances, but if she mentions that she has a son, tell her something to the tune of, "Lucky bastard." having been inside of her for 9 months or something, test the waters, see how she reacts, tell her that if he(meaning you) isn't secretly attracted to her, he is either blind or gay. Stuff like that, depending on her reaction.

>>81743242
I'm definitely going to hint that but I'll be very careful with this. I don't want to lose a way to sext my mom, to me being here is already a dream come true lol

>>81741721
Cuckson by proxy, gtfo

>>81743887
i don't think that you can call me that, at least I'm doing something to realise this fantasy, this may not be the way you fantasise about but I want my mom as much as anyone else here or maybe more considering I actually take action and get something out of it.

>gapejak on title
is this nigga srs?

979C911

>>81741721
>I finally succesfully catfished my mom for nudes
Pretty obvious you didnt

>>81744625
If that isn't obvious from you then sorry not sure what else to post

>>81744635
Post the nudes cuck

>>81741721
Awesome Ive tried an never gotten anywhere

>>81744672
I said I didnt screenshot anything I don't want her to get uncomfortable I want to keep it going

>>81744692
Did you at least get her to chat with you?

I open this document out of curiosity.
My experienced is named as the best saga of 2024

>everything is permasaved and archived
> slighly worried about privacy but I guess I posted it on the internet in the first place

>>81744711
Nah she never responded

>>81743887
This is a cuckson board, CHADSON is too busy pleasuring mommy

>>81744861
AI pics and the one chest pic aren't identifiable. You'll be fine Punic bro

>>81744900
Hope so, but I always get a bit anxious when thinking about it. Did I post her nude tits or a bra pic? I dont remember

>>81741721
you should use AI mirror if you wanna share something

>>81744861
Honestly Ive posted my mom, sister cousins and stuff online. never been a problem just dontpost face its nbd desu

>>81741721
post more chats

>>81745054
have you posted them here?

>>81745170
there you go, from today, she's getting more open

>>81744916
>Did I post her nude tits or a bra pic?
just a cleavage pic
but nude tits would be most welcome

>>81745261
That's so slutty, How do you feel knowing your mom loves big cocks?

>>81745289
Feels bad she didn't get what she deserves but also she doesn't love big cock cause she hasn't had any

>>81745261
she texts like a young person, how old is she?

>>81745232
Yes I have cousins mom sister wife

Posted them all over the years

>>81745304
is your cock big enough to please her?

>>81745306
42, she works with a lot of young people around 20 or so, she's deffo not a boomer or anything
>>81745368
hope so :D

>>81744711
Keep lying faggot

>>81745694
whatever you choose to believe

>>81745636
show us so we can check anon, don't be a pussy

>>81745754
I asked chatgpt to cartoonify her pic from a party

>>81745774
i was talking about your cock but thanks, she's cute

>>81741721
Have you ever tried to make a move on her IRL?

>>81745774
She is the exact kind of fugly and fat to be easy to fuck actually

vibe's off in this edition

>>81746801
Yeah feels odd today

Hey @Boobs guy, any updates?

>>81743283
Who dares, wins, just remember that. You feel it but you have to take the initiative when the opportunity presents itself, such as if kids come up and you are mentioned.

And as Napoleon said, "All women are whores, except for my mother... Then again she is a woman." So don't be afraid to get kinky(when opportunity presents itself, damn it!).

Where the fuck is Felix by the way?

>>81745774
>"Cartoonify"

Nigga, that's photorealistic.

>>81746973
Yeah but her face looks completely different than irl

>>81747631
Don't take a screenshot, open the conversation on your computer and take a picture of it on your phone and crop the face out for us.

>>81748063
No can do sir, it's instagram, you can only open the pictures on the phone app and once they are viewed they can no longer be opened so this doesn't work

>>81748193
Damn. I thought I had a bright idea there for a second.
In that case you need 2 phones or an actual camera.

>>81748193
You ever heard of a camera?

>>81748193
Is your plan just to keep sexting her or are you gonna reveal yourself eventually?

>>81746879
Update is: he is a larper just like Felix

LMAO

>>81749313
Post your real content then

>>81749313
Faggots crying "larp" are worse than the larpers.

>momcest
Why can't you guys have cool fetishes like bdsm?

>>81749968
Or cuckolding or scat

Still looking for lost mommy media

>>81741721
Lucky duck. I'm pretty sure my mom would never do something like this, she'd rather be stuck in an unhappy marriage with my dad.

Playing Oblivion Remastered low quality bump

Bump maternal

>>81748322
>>81748334
I managed this. Not the best quality but you get the point

>>81749141
I dont know for now I just want to chat her up and get to know her like this

>>81753458
I want it to be real and I hope you get to see your mom's pussy, anon

>>81753641
It's real. I'm definitely going to try to get her show me her ass and pussy

>>81751050
Yeah couldn't find anything more than the pictures in that post

tfw your mom likes both nips sucked at the same time

im leaking

Baby take picture of mommy at the beach

>italian boys are doomed for momcest

>>81751050
If I remember the alleged story right he told her that his dick hurts, showing her his erection and instead of freaking out she just inspected it and gave it a brief wank to relieve the pain
Pretty damn jealous if true, imagine your mom jerking you off whenever your dick "hurts"

>>81754201
Ask her if she is a mom and then when she says yes, you say: I knew it, only moms have tits that nice

Then joke, with her perfect mom bod you might have to start calling her mommy.

>>81755292

Then after some back and forth you can say: I am so jealous of your son, he gets to be around a hot mom like you all the time.

You want to slowly work to: If you were my mom I dont think I would be able to keep my hands off you.

Slowly and I mean fucking slowly

>>81755312
>I am so jealous of your son, he gets to be around a hot mom like you all the time.
Nah, that's weird and creepy

>>81755312
>If you were my mom I dont think I would be able to keep my hands off you.
There is no woman in the world who would find that sexy, are you insane? Don't torpedo what he's got.

>>81755292
She has me prominently visible on her profile. Its no secret she has a son.

>>81755366
>There is no woman in the world who would find that sexy, are you insane? Don't torpedo what he's got.

Ye I'm not gonna do that

>>81741721
CHADSON wouldn't need to catfish mom.

>>81745774
Be careful with this. I found her on pimeyes

wow look at all the activity from the non-larpers, what a nice dead thread

>>81756945
Yeah, this week's had a rough start. The thread's been having a good run the past couple months though. It was due for a slow week

>>81756998
we're all just waiting for felix's updates since boobs guy has disappeared

Summertime with mommy!

Post mom bush

What does yall's family like to drink?

>>81745774
>>81753458
This better end with your dick splurting out ropes in between those tits

BUMP
C'mon mommybros we can do better than this it's only Tuesday

>>81755420
What made you decide to go thru with the catfish route?
We're you a lurker here or howd u find out about this board?

>>81753458
Nice tits! How'd u get her to start sexting with you? How long did it take you to get to this point?

>>81744916
Go from the best saga of 2024 to savior of MCG and give us some tit pics please

i hope we get updates from felix soon. boobs guy, plankfem, that guy getting massages from his older sister
or the anon obsessed with his stepmom would be nice too

>>81759118
>felix
eh, the post-success updates are not the exciting

>>81759118
I hope the guy getting massages from his older sister tried out my idea

>>81759136
imo they're the best ones. he hasn't even properly made his mom cum yet. it's not a success until he can properly fuck her without nutting immediately.
>>81759163
what did you suggest?

>>81751050
>>81754067
I actually saw this clip but didn't even bother saving because there was nothing to it. If I remember right she gives it a couple of clinical tugs and that's it. If it resurfaces a lot of anons are going to be very disappointed.

Beach days with mom

SINGLE MOMMIES NEED SONCOCK!

>>81759868
hnnnghhhh those are the most memorable

>>81759136
No, Felix's coming weeks could be extremely critical. I'd be very interested in his updates if there ever will be any. What's interesting to me is how you could clearly tell that his mom craves the love and attention that has to do with sexual desire. Felix genuinely loves her, as his mom, but also as a woman, but I'm curious if he could make her love him the same way. He needs to fuck her well, but he also needs to create that romantic interest coming from her. That's an extremely difficult task but also probably one of the most exciting parts of momcest, at least for me.

>>81759191
>what did you suggest?
I told him that the next time she gives him a massage he should jack off and edge himself multiple times before he gets the massage from her, but not to cum. Just edge himself over and over and get himself really horny. Then get the massage like normal and report back to us if anything happened during it... for no reason in particular

>>81755355
Right idea but too on the nose, needs to be more subtle, and he needs to milk more info, but ultimately he needs to move in this direction of mommy/son role-play, see if she is into it, you know.

>>81755427
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP! Whatever way to get a wedge in!

Hi mombros. God time flies
Sorry i wasnt on here for a bit was just busy with life and time just kinda slipped through my fingers

>>81760503
Wassup Felix, how's your newfound relationship going?

>>81760569
amazing but also confusing in a way. And also making me feel kinda bad about myself because of "underperforming". But yeah confusing a bit

On the weekend apart from just trying to be dating regularly i also had a sit down with my mom where we talked about me because i told her that i hate being away from her and only seeing her on the weekends. I said how much i miss living with her and also kinda told her that the only reason i moved out was pretty much because i thought it was the right thing to do to not hurt her with my feelings and stuff. She said it was very cute but also stupid and that i should have just talked to her and i went "mom we almost went to a therapist..." and we kinda jokingly talked about it but also in a serious way. Basically i told her that i would absolutely be willing to take a worse job just to move in closer or even back with her. She said she would love to have me back in the house but renting
2 separate houses would be a stupid waste of money. But yeah her comment to me saying i would quit my job to move back in with her was something like "boy you really are in your 20s honey" which im not sure she found amusing or if i just made myself look like a dumbass but basically she says i can move in with her if i want to but i shouldnt snap-call wreck my life for it and should make a secure and calculated transition if its what i really want

Other confusing thing is that i dont know if she thinks that this is something im going to "get out of my system" or so soon. Because one seriousish topic we had was me mentioning i would love to live with her somewhere where i can be open about loving her and she was like "sweetie please think about your future i will be in my 50s soon" but then when she bought a new dress she asked me if she looks good and if this is "what hip young girls i like wear these days" and im like mom i dont like hip young girls i like you but idk if she thinks i will outgrow liking her or what

>>81760769
yeah, she prolly thinks your interest will decrease once her looks start fading more in a few years

>>81760769
Well you are her first relationship in a long time, as long as you keep reassuring her of her beauty and love for her she'll come around

>>81760769
tell more about the sexy parts of the weekend

>>81760769
Sounds like shes just thinking with her mom brain and wants you to have a normal life and everything that comes with it, like a family of your own.
She might still see you as young an d immature so thats why she thinks this is something that will pass.
You need to be more assertive and take on a role as a husband more rather than seek safety of a moms nest.
Draw a picture of your future together in her head and show her the way to get there. That's the only way she can snap out of the mom brain so she can see you as a husband, leader and a provider.

Hope this helps!

>>81760831
pfft i think i have a better chance at the casino than her looks fading for good 15 to 20 blissful years

>>81760851
i do that and it really seems to make her happy so im glad that she doesnt think im just saying it to keep her hooked or something but knows i really mean it. I mean we have always had a good trusty relationship where we could tell each other all kinds of stuff so she should know i dont have any need to put on some kind of a theater in front of her

>>81760895
This is an interesting point to make. And yeah i guess its not like just because we are having sex now she stops thinking like a mom since she has been a mom for 24 years now that makes sense. I think me hinting on wanting to move away with her to somewhere where can be openly in love is taking a step towards being lees of a son in mommys nest and more of a partner wanting partnership tho no? But wanting to live with her is basically a need at this moment like lets not think about it as son wants to move back in with his mom how about just guy wants to move in with his woman??
But it doesnt feel like she is pushing me away or pushing for this to stop or anything. It really seems like we are all good. Im just saying i feel like she believes i will be the one to push for this to stop eventually and i just want her to know thats not the case. I want my momwife and thats for life! I felt like this for about 75% of my life and havent grown out of it or changed that want even with a huge break from her so she should know i mean it

>>81760885
sure but i saw someone said >>81759136 so i guessed you guys wouldnt wanna hear about our awkward "beginnings" for now since its not superhot porno scenarios and also it slightly feels like rubbing salt into a wound but ok

>>81760885
So the first question for sure is... did i yet get past me not being able to last very long with my mom?
Shortly... fucking no
This is actually one of the biggest if not the biggest reason apart from being busy that i didnt feel the need to show myself around here. I feel fucking embarrased about this shit.
I know i know its fine and even my mom says its fine and its something i will get over with as we up the frequency and amount of times and it gets normalized in my brain but still its fucking embarrasing to me that im being a quickshot with my mom when its literally THE sex and THE woman i wanted to get in bed with my whole fucking life.

Anyway so i dont wanna really talk about sexy parts at home much because its basically just me trying to fuck her good and not being able to last as long as id like because she is just so hot and it just makes me cum my brain out way too fast. But its nice that while careful she also likes sexy stuff. This weekend i took her for a "date" i guess to a bath house. Or idk if thats the right word we call it a Therme which is basically a place where you go bathe and sauna and stuff. She enjoyed it a lot and of course seeing my mom in a swimsuit is always nice and massaging her in one and then when we go to the sauna (naked) section which all Thermes in switzerland austria and germany have very normal here i basically walked around with my mom naked and i had to constantly hold a towel or something weird to hide my raging boner. Couple times when i didnt think many people were around i just show off and let it dangle around while walking next to her. Not sure if she noticed but it was a nice turn on. If anyone asks if this is weird or something you can get kicked out of no not really. People get boners or something in these sections its just kinda considered... like rude? or innapropriate? but happens.

>>81761377
for me of course there is the extra factor that im walking around with a boner next to my mom who has had said dick in her mouth and inside her so there is that.
I tried grabbing and squeezing her butt while we were in one of the hot pools outside with like a small ammount of people there and she gave me a very stern hand squeeze and a "no" look and i respect that. She is not stupid and is not trying to get caught.
But then when we were alone in one of the sauna rooms a steam bath to be specific which is lower temperature so you are supposed to be there longer and you dont sweat like a pig after 5 seconds but its more of a longer enjoyment thing i would do stuff like ask her if its okay here because no one is here and she would allow it and think its hot but of course hands off if hear the door open so i got to touch her boobs and play with them there and made out with her a bit and she also jerked me off a bit but she didnt want to make me cum in there because hard to stop if someone randomly walks in and also just evidence. Basically she didnt wanna do anything risky and again i completly get it like its illegal and would fuck up her life if people found out so valid. But it was still a nice time and of course getting to watch my naked mom walk around was just god tier yeah. I mean of course i get to see it at home too but in public while i got a boner going on for her... you know whole other thing. I have to say i would so love to fuck her here but i know its likely never happening.
There are no cameras but these Thermes are never empty so like its just not a valid scenario to ever happen. Nice imagination tho.

Anyway im sorry i dont have a ton of sexy stories to tell... im mostly just embarrased by my body failing me really
Anyway its 2:12 and im tired as fucking shit so goodnight mombros

>>81761191
When you just out of the blue tell her you want to move away somewhere, you also need to lay out for her how you would afford the move and what your new life would look like, where you would work and live andthing like that. Just saying you'd like to move Sounds sweet but immature with lack of thought behind it.

Its good you brought up that you want to move in with her, but make sure she knows that you'll be picking up the bills so you can save and buy the house down the line.
Good progress so far tho!

>>81761191
>you guys wouldnt wanna hear about our awkward "beginnings" for now
We do wanna hear about it, especially if there's development.
But if it's just 'we fucked again and it was great' kind of updates, like dexter anon's, then yeah......

>>81761442
Hopefully you got some pics for us to go along with the update this week!

ok last post and then i gotta really put the phone down and sleep because im fucking myself over hard since i gotta wake up at 8:30

>>81761468
look when i say it like that i mean more like... i dont really wanna talk about it basically. As i said the biggest reason pretty much i didnt post much in a bit is that i just feel angry at myself and shit and embarrased about it. Like trust me if i could fuck her good like i want to and make her cum herself into a coma while aggresively leglocking me after fucking her i would absolutely tell you guys every detail out of pride. Right now im kind of just being quiet out of shame.
Also about the "we fucked again and it was great" yeah i get what you mean but im also not a super good erotica writer or anything so im sure a lot of people could talk about it better than me. Like yeah i will try to give updates with some flavour and not just say "we had sex. It was sex" but right now i dont really wanna talk about any of it because its just not the way i want it yet. Yeah i know i should be giga proud that im having sex with my mom and i am super happy about it but im angry that i cant do it the way i want or the way she deserves or whatever you get what i mean this shit makes me feel insecure as fuck. This is literally the first time i felt like this. Like even when i was with my first gf or even the first time i had sex with that chick i felt nothing like this like i was not giving a fuck and chilling and it just went how i expected. This is diffirent.

>>81761498
Apart from Ai obscured stuff i really dont wanna post anything without my moms consent because again she has an internet presence for her work and overall i dont wanna dox my mom so depends on her

>>81761448
also dont worry i told her ofc that moving in with her im going to fully support financially not how it was before when it was just son paying some joke of a rent to his mom when i was 19. But thanks bro im trying

>>81761191
>sure but i saw someone said-
Felix, please never mix up a lone faggot with the rest of the thread. We want every detail

>>81761560
my man get a trip code already, I don't want niggers pretending to be you

>>81741721
>>81745261
This is just depressing, your mom clearly needs a boyfriend and not be manipulated into sending tits by a horny incest pornbrained loser

>>81762016
>clearly needs a boyfriend
She needs him to step up and be her sonbf instead of catfishing

>>81761560
Damn, all that with a condom on too.
You just need to rub one out right before you go to see her lol.
And please don't tell her you're getting your advice on here from weird strangers and they want to see nudes of her... its not gonna go over too well. Posting AI pictures are fine, or her lingerie or sext or something if you don't mind.

>>81761560
I think its very important success anons like you keep coming back and sharing even small updates on here. It gives stimulus to lurkers to try their luck too, just like this catfishanon >>81741721

Your success breeds more success!

>>81761560
Felix don't be too hard on yourself, I'm sure your mom's enjoying it too based on how quickly she came around. Even if you can't fuck her like you want, cumming fast is also the ultimate flattery in a way.
You just need time, which doesn't mean a few weekends but possibly months. If you're in it for the long run what's a couple of months compared to the rest of your life?
Also it's good how rational your mom is about everything because you're so horny you're lacking caution.
I hope you can find a good job close to her quickly.

>>81762032
yeah shes obviously lonely

>>81741721
Imagine the drama after she finds out it was you. Damn, would your ass be on fire.

>>81749313
No shit it's LARPers galore. Nobody sane even a little bit would try to destroy the normal parental bond by introducing sex into it. The first is forever, the second burns out faster than you think. And then it's gonna be awkward forever.

I want to fuck my friend's mom

>>81764116
>nobody sane
Where do you think we are?

>>81764309
why aren't you fucking her already anon

>>81757629
would be a dream
>>81758487
I've spent some weeks just chatting with her here and there on non-sexual topics and then once I moved onto it pretty much within a day

>>81758467
I was a lurker before. I always wanted to ask her questions about her sexuality and hear her talk about her fantasies and so on, this seemed like the only viable way to do it.

>>81749926
Sauce big man?

>>81764621
I only see her when my friend comes to visit town, which is ilike once a year.

>>81765271
come on anon. tell us more about her
what does she look like? what is she like? how does she act around you?

Mom found the thread O.O

>>81767113
If only it was that easy anon...

It's fucking enraging that Vergara keeps posting ass and thong shots, but she will never go truly fucking topless.

>>81767113
>that wojak
lel
you guys should just start drawing your own porn. even if it looks kind of retarded like this i still like it.

>>81744512
decent
have you guys seen this? C160C6A
they don't fuck (on cam) but it's pretty epic

>>81767493
More drawn porn and more mommy captions please
It at least gives the thread more fuel

>>81767576
Are there any good websites or anything that will let me caption videos or gifs?

>>81757289
>>81759868
how can a son legitimately hide a boner when going to the beach or somewhere else with his mother exposing her body in a bikini like that?

>>81764671
-Has she ever shown sexual interest toward you?
-Have you done anything in real life to show her youre interested?
-rate yourself based on looks.

>>81767825
>mommy bush
HHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>81767825
gib sauce pls

There are many stories of moms who caught their sons jacking off, but I wonder how many sons have caught their mothers masturbating.

>>81767998
>-Has she ever shown sexual interest toward you?
No

>-Have you done anything in real life to show her youre interested?
I stare at her tits but nothing too obvious

>-rate yourself based on looks.
I'm pretty good looking I think

>>81768812
How much physical affection do you guys give each other?

>>81768812
Boobs guy's 2.0

What type of fantasies does a 46 year old Romanian woman like this give you?

>>81769152
Seducing me in a nice hotel and waking up in a bathtub full of ice, missing a kidney.

>>81769191
Would be worth it just for th booba feel

>>81768812
Does she date around?
Where's ur dad in this equation?
Any siblings?

Draw the full picture for us.

How many years will pass until this map is all green?

i hope felix is not feeling too down in the dumps. i just want explosive orgasms for his mom, i didn't mean to add to any performance anxiety he might have

>>81768840
Some, it's a latina household so probably more than average

>>81769798
He shouldn't feel embarrassed at all. Prejacing for your mom is one of the recognized thread traditions.

>>81769798
>>81769822
He shouldn't feel bad at all, it's almost impossible for a son to not prejac for his mom

>>81769808
Do you guys cuddle?

>>81769405
Not much dating
Dad gone
Older sister

>>81768713
Would you walk in on your mom if you knew she was masturbating?
Would a mom walk in on her son if she knew he was masturbating?

>>81767825
>pube forest

>>81768713
Just once I want to see my mom masturbate. I feel like so much of my obsession with wanting to fuck her stems from the unknown. What does she look like naked? Is she a screamer? Does she like dirty talk? It's a forbidden fruit that I just want to taste once, and the knowledge that I never will drives me mad.

>>81770974
gain test

>>81741721
>local anon cucks himself

>your girlfriend will never cuck you with your mother
>she will never send you videos of the two of them having sex for your fap material

>>81771406
Finally a cuckpost I can get behind

>>81767113
Now make a comic where betason spies on mommy and CHADSON

>>81770186
Dad out of the picture, mom sexually frustrated no other brothers to cock block.
I put your chances of success 40/60. Only because she hasn't showed any interest previously. you have to open her mind to all possibilities before you even start putting down groundwork.

Who does she think you are on your catfish profile?

>>81771406
Nah she should be fucking her own mom. It's the momcest thread.

>>81765271
go visit you friend over there

>>81772004
As with many things in life, dating your sibling is the solution, so it's still momcest.

>>81772040
The best advice to give someone is always KYS (Kiss Your Sibling)

>>81772143
It's good advice. Nothing can compare to the feeling of love and safety when your brother's tongue is in your mouth and his arms are wrapped around you

>>81772191
Brosis?

>>81761377
>>81769873
Yeah! Nothing to be ashamed of

>>81771406
*unzips dick*
Ugh, here we go again.

>>81772266
Yes, just stopping in for a bit (and then forgetting I had this tab open and hadn't responded, oops)

>>81771406
It's not cuckoldry if she fucks other women

>>81757418
mah cum

>>81767113
more 4th wall breaking comics and drawings like this please

Most of you ITT are disgusting faggot freaks

>>81773206
Good point. Not gonna convince our moms to fuck us if we don't get in better shape. Thanks, anon!

>>81773332
I feel like I'm going to need to take some sort of testosterone pill or steroid to fucking force me to sculpt my body. My brain is fried I fear

>>81773206
>faggot
>no one has mentioned dad/son or bro/bro
You must be looking for one of the other incest threads.

>>81773352
You know what I mean retard. This is about MOMs
not sisters
fucking kys

>>81773369
>Valentina Nappi
>has never had kids
Maybe you should follow your own advice if you think the thread has been exclusively about moms. Non-mom incestposting has always been acceptable content for the thread, you'd know that if you were an actual regular poster or looked through past threads on desuarchive.

>>81772651
>gif
This oc? It's fucking hot. The Oedipus Effect is my favorite porno pseudo science

>>81773451
Are you posting moms this thread supremo autist? Staying on the topic of milfy mature women is thee priority wigger. Stop kiking this thread up with general incest you fucking retard.

There would definitely be a market for momcest BD's in Cyberpunk

>>81771521
>Who does she think you are on your catfish profile?

Just some guy

>>81766121
Sorry, I didn't elaborate much given that she's not my mother and I didn't think that you guys would be that interested.

>what does she look like?
She's white with black hair but dyes it red. Has a fine thin nose but no longer has a pretty face, I guess she could have easily been a model on her youth. What I love about her is that she's lean with the flattest chest of them all which drives me crazy along with her thin waist, her body has some subtle curves. Forgot to mention that she goes to the gym but isn't muscular, I remember being impressed by her arms back when I was pubescent teenager. Also, she is tall, like 6'0.
>what is she like?
Like in what sense?
>how does she act around you?
I didn't get to spend much time with her but she's reserved I would say, doesn't mind my presence and she didn't like it when I called her "maam" and told me to use her nickname instead.
Likes to crack a joke just once, last time she saw me she joked and said "oh no" since I spent a bunch of time at my friend's house back when I was a teenager and she was reminiscing about it the previous day, given that it was a long time since since she didn't see me. At that moment when I greeted her (we greet each other with a smooch on the cheeks here) I mustered the courage to lay my hand on her waist down to her hips for a second and she didn't mind it and seemed to be happy afterwards.

>>81772037
She's not with him, she's living in this city.

>>81775232
I would only have mommy experiences with BDs

>>81776100
you have to be one of the few anons here that's into flat chested mommies

>Of course you can use the bathroom while mommy's taking a shower, sonanon!

>>81773206
>Most of you ITT are disgusting faggot freaks
>posts a professional coal burner
the irony

Cooking Mama!

Bump for mommy! CUM FOR MOMMY

>>81780014
This, okay yes

Have you ever seen your mommy take a big, stinky dump? Haha

>>81774216
Yeah someone posted it in the momcest thread in /gif/ yesterday
Link with sound >>29110822

>>81781006
I'm retarded let me try that again
>>>/gif/29110822

>>81775232
>be mommybro in cyberpunk universe
>not sure if mom reciprocates momcest feelings? No problem tons of illicit momcest BDs you can view to experience momcest whenever you want
>cum buckets upon buckets from real momcest
>be you irl
>need the stars to align or have an incestuous wet dream to experience momcest
Why live?

>>81772651
@felix SEE!!! Nothing to be ashamed of bro. It just means your body is healthy and working the way it's supposed to with mommy

>>81780014
>Bump for mommy!
*baby bump

>>81774216
>The Oedipus Effect is my favorite porno pseudo science
Have sex with your mom anon, then you will believe

>>81770974
>afraid of mom pussy hair
Weak

>>81781089
Humanity might be able to achieve a brain to computer interface this century, then real BDs would be soon after. I hope I go out from a momcest BD induced heart attack sometime in my 80-90s

>>81780741
No but seen her pee many times

>>81744512
>>81767542
Sorry a newfag
Is this part of an url to some website

>>81781645
motherless com/979C911

>>81771220
>>81781364
Why do you want pubic hair in your mouth? You using it as teeth floss? Gross

>>81781700
Mom with pubic hair just seems hotter to me

I regret trying to fuck to my mom.

i stopped watching mom porn because of shame

>>81782460
Why? What happened anon?

>>81782460
Why? Didn't work out?

>>81781700
pathetic betason

>>81782485
>>81782487
She's not hot and it was a time when I was reading too much doujins about mom-son sex, guess it got to my horny head.

>>81782535
You at least pulled out gracefully, right? You didn't completely annihilate your relationship with your mom, right?

>>81782556
I annihilated my relationship with her but not because of that.

>>81782574
What did you do to fuck up the relationship then?

>>81782626
I didn't, she did.

>>81782699
What did she do then?

>>81782460
Have you posted here before?

>>81782535
Did you fuck her and cum at least?

>>81782699
give us the fuckin story

>>81778615
>Just don't get any ideas. Only your brother CHADSON has access to mommy like that.

>>81781052
Thank you
>>81781239
Oddly enough, I've never felt sexually attracted to my own mom. I still believe there is some truth to the science just because of how common the impreg fantasy is. It's unbelievably hot to think about how a mom and son are naturally built to inbreed.

>>81783162
You are told to inbreed with your mother, what do you do?

>>81783162
>Jocasta complex
Oooh, never heard of this before!
>Psychoanalyst George Devereux argued that a child's Oedipal complex was itself triggered by a pre-existing Jocasta complex
Man if this was true that'd be fucking fantastic for all of us.

>>81783847
Told by whom?
>>81784017
Fit together like a lock and key.

>>81780314
You know, I kinda want to take these captions and put them over non-porn imagery. Make it seem like a real thing, you know? Fuck, I could even fabricate a few studies to add some citations and really give it an air of legitimacy.

>>81784421
>fabricate a few studies
Are you an actual psychologist?

Here's a question for you all: in a household with multiple male children, who should have the right to their mother? Personally, I say the oldest should have first pick (though that's admittedly biased since I'm an older brother and I don't want my younger brother stealing my mother from me).

>>81784634
Whichever son has the best combination of looks, athleticism, intelligence, and closeness to the mother.

This is what my mom looks like in different races. Rate her

On this day in thread history: To add to his maternal relationship Spongebath anon starts getting intimate with his aunt thus laying the foundation for his Aunt-Mommy Menage a Trois
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/73968833/#73975339

>>81784634
A mother always has a special bond with her firstborn. Doesn't matter how much of an incel the older brother is or how much of a Chad the younger brother is, she'll always secretly prefer her oldest.

>>81784634
>I'm an older brother and I don't want my younger brother stealing my mother from me
You needn't worry, anon. Your mom has known you longer, forged the strongest connection with you, and has memories of first love with you that your brother will never be able to replicate. Your mom won't get stolen from you.

>>81784937
What movie/show is this?

>>81783847
I don't need to be told. I want it myself. I'd even want to make multiple children with her.

>>81784634
>>81784937
>>81785074
older brothers are always the hottest, amen

Guys, instagram is a treasure trove of mothers displaying public affection to their sons, I could be masturbating all day long with the amount of content but I have to hold it on. I would post something but I don't know if I can post videos of kids dancing with their mother.

>>81786896
Any hashtags or key words to look for that stuff?

You guys having sex with your mom is sick, but me having sex with my mom is hot

See? I'm a normal person, a moralist. I just have mommy issues.

>>81764116
I recently said my mom was very pretty when she was young while I was drunk, and I already felt guilty about it. But rationally, I think it's nothing serious; it just seemed strange of me. What do you think?

>>81784788
sponge anon's saga was great. kinda flew under the radar somehow. wish he'd come back to update.

>>81787064
>You guys having sex with your mom is sick, but me having sex with my mom is hot
This but the opposite

>>81787455
This but exactly the same

>>81784634
The mom should plan for each son depending on when they are not at home
When the eldest is at soccer practice, quickie with the youngest
Youngest is at a sleepover, eldest can sleep in mommys bedroom and so on
The sons would quickly learn that when the other is gone it is their turn

>>81786950
Look up for "hijo" and "filho" which mean "son" in spanish and portuguese respectively, those mothers seem to be more open this kind of stuff. Also make sure to follow some milfs and like their pictures with their kids and I'm sure that the algo will get you there sooner rather then later.

>>81781105
Healthy or not I don't think bro cares, he just wants to last longer with his momma kek

@Felx, dont forget to pre-fap before going to bed wiht mommy

>>81787814
That would work until one of them decides they want more, then we get a Cain and Abel situation

Hoping that maybe on the weekend I can get her to sext me or something

>>81788806
Please give us moar mommy boob catfishanon

>>81788555
Pre-sex with mommy fap vs The Oedipus Effect - who will win?

>>81784471
Alas, I am not. But I'm a pretty competent writer, so maybe I can make it look legit.

>>81786181
so when it's the younger brother that becomes CHADSON, it's like the ultimate cucking.

>>81789232
The Oedipus Effect always wins

>>81789366
for a younger brother to win over an older brother the older one would have to be a total loser

>>81789514
are moms just doomed to an orgasmless life

The past 2-3 threads have felt "off"

>>81789571
Unfortunately the cuckposter came back and the Steam Summer Sale happened. The thread also ebbs and flows in quality and speed throughout the year. Hopefully next week will be better.

>>81789556
Not necessarily, only if the son isn't willing to help get her off beforehand or afterwards. Only the son's orgasm is necessary for impregnation

>>81784634
>>81784937
>>81785074
>>81786181
are we all oldest siblings here? is the oldest the most likely to have mommy issues? wat means

>>81769713
>knowing that there's actual people out there living the dream
It triggers me so much

>>81789571
>the brave anons who try and pull it off don't come back since others accuse them of humblebragging or larping
>the foolish anons who try and fail don't come back in shame
Sadly it's the nature of the beast
The ones who remain are the ones who will never try

>>81789571
There was less hornyposting and more people just waiting around and being interested in blogposters who write walls of text.

>>81773451
What's the sauce on these two? You'd think right would be what I want, but it's actually left who makes me diamonds

>>81789571
Boobs&Felix have been holding down the fort, it's like everyone else just vanished off the face off the earth

>>81789709
Bring back more hornyposting it's still an important part of these threads

This thread pace isn't actually that bad, before the 4chan hack this would be considered a good week

>>81789778
can't you understand that both of them are just larpers?

>>81789905
>sub300 by friday noon
Nah we're on a recession period
Plus like the other guy said, it is the summer so Escobar and Boobsguy and Felix and BPD-chan and Enon and Dexter are all gonna be busy if you catch my drift

Plankfem hasn't checked in this week either, though sinus infections do take a while to get over

>>81790087
Before the hack we had 4 months of the thread never reaching 300 by Friday, it was slow going.

>>81789778
Its funny because Dexters stated reason for leaving was that he didnt want to take attention away from the other namefags but theyve all basically vanished now with the exception of Felix

>>81789709
You just described every thread on /r9k/ LARPers LARPing 24/7 and everyone a phonefag who can't contribute

>>81789709
>>81790976
You guys realize there's a mommyhag general on /trash/ for all your older women hornyposting needs right?
>>>/trash/76341676

>>81791010
They also have their own incest general but it's nothing but furries

>>81791058
As op of that thread, it is not only furries but yes they are a large part of the content.
It's also an incest general, so posting mom/son, bro/sis, mom/daughter, father/daughter, father/son, and any other configuration.

>>81791010
gonna save some pics
but if /trash/fags manage a more active general, there's no reason to not migrate there

>>81791211
It's not as active as here but it does get quite a few posts on it's good weeks.

>>81791232
a little /mcg/ lore, but the original op of this general initially started a /mom/ general on /trash/

>>81791176
New /ictg/ up when?

>>81791058
/aco/ has an incest general too but it's slow as balls
1 post a day slow

>>81791463
Working on it. Captcha's being stupid. Or I am. One of us is very stupid.

So the bbc furry vore pony board has 2 separate incest generals?
Why?
Why the distiction?

>>81791513
Mommyhag general isn't an incest general it's an older women general

>>81791176
do you have any progress sagas on there?

Are we at the point where it's okay if I write fanfiction inspired on the other regulars, or would that be incredibly fucking offensive to you guys?
I think I could whip up something truly great based on Escobar's story

>>81792057
It's only been a one week lull back to pre-hack posting speed. Give it a couple weeks Hapa-chan, if we don't rebound next week you can post fanfics

>>81792057
hapa-chan can post w/e she wants here <3

>>81792057
Maybe post it on some fanfic site and link it here, for those interested?

>>81792057
why just escobar and where have you been?

>>81792222
She's literally posted in every thread since she showed up she just doesn't make it completely obvious.

>>81783162
>>81784113
Making love to your own mother with the full intention to create a child and a new family together is so fucking hot.
>any thoughts of independent life perish
I thought this was especially hot. Under normal circumstances, a son will eventually leave his mom and become a lesser part of her life, but when you impregnate your mom, your lives are intertwined with love and passion forever.

>>81792100
This sort of thing requires a lot of pre-planning, you can't just write whatever the fuck you want in a stream of consciousness, well I mean you can but you end up with dogshit that way. Plus I think of you guys as my weird internet friends, I don't wanna do anything without your blessings first.

>>81792166
Thank you

>>81792180
Ao3 of course, I'd have to create a whole new separate account but you guys would get to look at early drafts and sneak peaks and other cool stuff

>>81792222
I ate a 2-week long global ban for calling someone a retarded faggot in /hoc/, it must have been a janny
And no offense but most of you guys are just too wholesome, there's barely any stakes to work with. But with Escobar I can milk the drama for fucking months and months, that's what keeps readers coming back

>>81792368
i wonder what he'd say about this
ofc it'd be hot but he was literally raped
that feels kinda cruel to exploit

>>81792368
why Escobar's story though?

>>81791560
Not really, it's more about pop-culture characters than real-life sagas.

>>81790813
Probably it's the same guy with his fake erotica fantasies

>>81792642
Nothing is stopping you from making a titcow or momcuck general on this board, do you realize that?

>>81792738
He tries, it falls off the catalog after being the only guy in the thread all morning

>>81792443
I know I know. You can tell it still hurts him badly when he talks about his past, no matter what strong and goofy front he puts up.

>>81792222
>why just escobar
Anon if youre familiar at all with hapa-chan, then it should be blatantly obvious to you why shed only want to write fanfics about the guy that despises his mother and none of the others

>>81789714
Left is shinratensei98, right is Mady Gio

>>81793248
Well yeah we're kindred spirits in that regard but it's not even about that, it just lends itself better for storytelling
Like off the top of my head I'd write it from his girlfriend's POV. Just a regular plain jane, nice, normal, nondescript, make her bland and she's instantly relatable. Then you introduce him as this wacky, loud, larger than life character that seems out of her league and a little too good to be true. Several chapters of their cute wholesome daily life together in which you also introduce all the necessary side-characters. Then you start planting little seeds of intrigue which eventually blossom into the reveal that he's been cheating on her.
Then you milk the drama and angst something fierce until the next reveal, she's his mother
Then a bunch of chapters exploring his backstory in harrowing detail, you switch to his POV for the first time in the story and he reads differently from whatever the audience had in mind
And from there on the sky is the limit

>>81793927
have you written mom/son stories before?

>>81793870
animal print is trashy.

>>81793870
bah, she gave off an older woman look, but she's literally a zoomer, blech
>>81794001
it's hot but only in private

>>81793927
Im glad that you are so passionate about writing as a creative outlet, but that honestly just does not hit for me at all. Im sure plenty of others here will enjoy it regardless

>>81793955
Nope, in the realm of incest I've only ever played around with father/daughter and I play it safe, I just let the tag itself carry the weight of the taboo but the stories themselves are always wholesome and saccharine, even funny at times
I feel I could really flex my muscles with this one tho, I'm excited as all hell, just need Escobar's approval and I'm off to the races

>>81794026
Feedback is always important.
What would you like to read in an adaptation of Escobar's tale?

>>81794037
I admire your willingness to seek out constructive criticism, but you are wasting your time with me lol. I visit these threads for people like Felix (and plankfem lol), not Escobar

>>81794109
So you'd be all about the early portion of the story, before all the evil in his past creeps in?

>>81794037
what's been going on with you and your dad though? spent any quality time togther lately?

I've been trying to understand the sociological taboo against mother/son incest. According to my (admittedly limited) research, parental incest has been looked down on since the early days of Ancient China. Is there no historical data for incest before that? Because I can't imagine these urges are just because we're all broken individuals - there are enough momcest videos and doujins, as well as intense psychological scrutiny of the phenomenon, to suggest that most if not all men have some degree of attraction to their mothers and vice-versa. Yet as far back as most information on the subject seems to go, it's just forbidden, even moreso than rape and murder. So what gives?

>>81794321
You have to be 18 to post on 4chan

>>81794321
To piggy-back off of you, why is mom/son the most well-known? Was that from Freud?
Oedipus seems to suggest otherwise.
Why no dramas on bro-sis or father-daughter?

>>81794249
I've not been gone because I finally cracked the code to get him to get in my pants, I just called someone a retarded faggot in /sp/ and the retarded faggot went crying to janny.
Same old same old, got him a couple of nice things for father's day, same old same old

>>81794321
Since you mentioned china you might as well look up "filial piety" while you're at it

guys i don't know anything about momcest or anhything like that .desu i think this is pretty sick but whatever.

What i want to know is do you think Marty with his mom is hot or do you only like imagining yourself having sex with your mom

>>81794321
On top of not having crispr and contraception back in the day it also ruins a man's ability to pair bond with other women. Once a man has had mompussy he's more likely to have erectile dysfunction with anyone else. Ancient societies were built on families being brought together through consummated marriages. A clan that keeps to itself isn't as integrated into society thus they hoard any wealth and power for only themselves.

>>81741721
>No screen recording
>Was willing to use printscreen but not specifically when there'd be actually interesting content
>Effectively cuckson-ing himself
First new fucking incest sexting content in actual years AND YOU FUCK IT UP IN ALL THE WORST WAYS
KILL YOURSELF

>>81794227
I mean not really. Going off of what you said she would not be addressed as the mother in the early portion. It would just be reading about a random couple. Sure you are giving me the spoiler now, but that does not really make it any different for me. Even the introductory characterizations you laid out just dont really click with me personally. I said I visit these threads for people like Felix, who always puts his mother on a pedestal, whereas you are portraying the boyfriend as and I quote seems out of her league and a little too good to be true. Maybe you frame it like that because the idea is for her to feel that way because she (and not the reader) knows what she is guilty of, which of course draws back to my general aversion towards the story

let's not make this a /lit/ thread

>>81794789
Be grateful youre getting anything with this place turning into a ghost town

>>81794822
We already went through this. Threads are getting steam.

>>81794897
Yeah, so quit bitching about a conversation and let the steam gather

>>81794789
It's the weekend and we're still over 170 posts away from bump limit it doesn't matter much. Hapa-chan discussing her writing doesn't stop you from poster more pictures.
>>81794822
I think we're about to get an influx of weekend posters from outer r9k and the /ictg/ op linking the thread. It might not be a ghost town for long.

>>81788806
Any updates anon? Kek

>>81794613
Both, kind of. I like to self-insert me and my mom into momcest porn/scenarios. Marty and his mom? That's cool, but I end up replacing the two of them with me and my mom and the scenario becomes much hotter.

>>81794684
Local cuck mad he can't fuck his own mom like the CHADSON kek

>>81788806
POST THE FUCKING TIMESTAMP YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH

>>81794945
But you are the one bitching about this "ghost town".

>>81795273
And you are the faggot bitching about two people having a conversation

>>81795303
>you are the faggot bitching about two people having a conversation
No, that is >>81794945

>>81795355
No, that is >>81794789

>>81795355
hes saying the exact opposite?
>>81795417
checks out

>>81792057
>>81792368
You have my blessing as long as you don't include any stupid love triangle NTR cuckshit elements in the story. And obviously don't call us Dexter's Mom and Dexter unless you want Warner Brothers suing your ass.

>>81790813
I lurk from time to time, any new interesting faces pop up?

>>81794789
That woman has no clue how to play billiards

>>81795878
I think Hapa-chan was saying she wanted to write the fanfic based on Escobar, not you

>>81795878
There's a new girl that's interested in her mom (Plankfem) but she recuperating from a sinus infection instead of mommyposting

>>81795878
Like I said, Felix is the only one giving us anything in terms of updates right now

>>81794037
Got a link to one of your stories? I'd like to check out one.

>>81795961
Well she's got the rights to my story now too should she want them.

>>81795972
A lesbian among us? Interesting

>>81795976
How's the kid been?

>>81796109
>How's the kid been?
You should be able to see for yourself. He was in this thread a few days earlier. Long story short he confessed and won his mommy over, but is struggling with prejac now

Give mommy a good morning kiss

>>81790200
It's more a matter of depression than recuperation.
I'm sure you anons know how it goes. Loss of energy, loss of motivation. Etc.
But anyways. No sexy updates. But my mom's been very helpful and sympathetic. Because she's awesome and perfect and beautiful and amazing.
Sorry for being lame guys.

>>81797068
I won't argue that JAVs are better than western porn for momcest, but they're usually so creepy lmao
>son sexually harrasses and outright rapes his mom until she starts to like it

>>81770974
genuinely pathetic if you dont like pubic hair. like go fucking kill yourself. its primal. its raw. its real and natural. i've instructed every woman ive ever dated to stop shaving her pussy and armpits as a condition to have sex.

>>81797079
Sorry that you are having a rough time plankfem. Hope you can get back to lewd snuggles with mommy soon

Let's make this a LIT thread. What is your mom's favorite book?

>>81797960
Kama Sutra

>>81797068
is this the fate of all old men with young wives? losing their women to their sons who can actually get it up

>>81797960
my mom loved Herman Hesse's Der Steppenwolf so it's either that or some book about weird esoteric nonsense

>>81796195
No mother and son can escape THE OEDIPUS EFFECT

>>81772651
I'm in an extreme situation

>>81798645
Get together with your mother to fix this extreme situation and report back

>>81797960
idk but i think the great gatsby. makes sense if ever you've read that book, there's the glitz and glamour of the 20's but gatsby himself (despite being a millionaire who has his pick of anyone) is hung up over his oneitis from years prior.

>>81797960
My mom has boxes and boxes full of those "romance" novels that have some hunk on the cover, like Fabio, that she's been reading since she was a teen.
Also, here's some mommy x son/older woman x younger male litkino.
Also also, i love Bettie Bondage.

>>81794613
I mean not Marty specifically because he explicitly doesn't want it, but if its someone else that actually wants to fuck his mom, then yes, that is hot.
Back to the Future has always made me wonder, does kissing your family actually feel weird? Physically, I mean?

>>81741395 (OP)
Does anyone remember that autistic Hapa pervert that has the really hot and skinny blondie frenchmom? Anyone have any more of her pics?
>I think she's from French Canada
>I think she was a former bikini model as well
>The Hapa anon used to masturbate using her panties
I wish I had more but I have only have like two censored pics of her.

>>81801098
>2nd pic of the Frenchmom
She looks surprisingly young for a Middle Aged woman tbf.

>>81801108
Wait I found one more. Does anyone here have a mother that looks as youthful as pic rel?

>>81798580
My mother is incredibly ugly and dysgenic looking. Never felt even so much as a hint of attraction towards her.
>>81795160
What's it like to have a hot mom? I wouldn't know. Is the attraction derived from it being taboo or is it because she's objectively hot?

>>81801596
It doesn't matter if you feel attracted anon, as soon as sexual activities begin between you two you will have the biggest orgasm of your life. It's natural you cannot fight against it

>>81801793
She's beyond hideous so I couldn't get a boner even if you jabbed with a dozen cialis syringes.

>>81792249
That point of no return is indeed insanely hot. Leaving a permanent mark on the world, undeniable proof of a forbidden relationship. Your family tree now adorned with a new tie(or ties) shared between you and your mother.

Just came while thinking about my mother for the first. One of the best orgasms I have ever had but I feel super guilty

>>81802149
tells us more about your mom and your dream anon

>>81802149
>came while thinking about my mother
Beautiful

>>81802431
>>81801793
How would you feel if your mother was getting KNOTTED or had a past of getting KNOTTED?
>inb4 getting cucked by dogs
I don't see it as cuckolding. Mommy is just using the dog like a dildo and there's no romance and emotions attached. I would love to have a hot white mother that gets knotted while she sucks me off. I'm also jealous of pic related's son.
>He gets to watch and jerk off while his hot latina mom gets knotted
Literally perfect.

>>81802546
Can you please take this degenerate shit to /trash/ already

>>81803139
>is an incestfag
>Seethes at bros who like knotsluts
Hypocrite much?

>>81803157
Cuckposter why do you hate this thread so much?

>>81803212
>knot lover
>cuckposter
Two different things you faggot. You cannot get cucked by a less sentient/intelligent animal.

>>81803232
Why do you specifically hate this thread though?

>>81803240
I don't hate it. I just think it's hypocritical to promote incest but draw the line at consenting women being pleased by big dog cocks.

>>81803232
>You cannot get cucked by a less sentient/intelligent animal.
You are literally watching a woman get fucked by something else, in this case a dog.

>>81803524
But it's still not a person with a human mind or intentions. Is it cucked to watch a woman fuck a dildo?

>>81803562
I mean, kinda?

>>81803263
it's animal abuse, the dog can't consent and they're ugly as fuck why would anyone want to fuck a dog
now mommies on the other hand...

>>81803695
>it's animal abuse
The dogs love doing it, it's instinctual. Many dogs have to be trained NOT to hump women.
>they're ugly as fuck why would anyone want to fuck a dog
The taboo kink of a woman submitting to an animal's cock on your orders is incredibly based and she's being submissive and trad.

>>81803717
>The taboo kink of a woman submitting to a nigger's cock on your orders is incredibly based and she's being submissive and trad.
This is what you sound like.

>>81803717
>You see, it's based and trad to make a woman have sex with an animal instead of me while I sit and watch

>>81803952
>Mentions niggers and interracial sex completely unprompted
>First thing that comes to his mind
That says more about you than it does about me, cuck.

>>81803970
>completely unprompted
We're talking about "forcing" women to have sex with subhuman creatures unprompted while you watch. The only difference between making her fuck a dog or a nigger is the dog won't steal your wallet, that doesn't make you any less of a cuckold.

>>81803988
>I'm not a cuck no u are
>But I'm going to keep mentioning interracial sex with niggers
You are a leftist tranny that's obsessed with blacks. Seethe and dilate.

>>81804065
>>I'm not a cuck no u are
That is literally what you did when you pointed out you wanted to watch women fuck dogs instead of having sex with them yourself. You can scream as many buzzwords as you want, you would rather watch women fuck animals than have sex with you. There is nothing "based" about this, it's degrading you as much as it degrades whatever woman would have the indignity of agreeing to your deranged fetish. You see yourself as lower than a dog if you'd rather her fuck a dog than you.

>>81804079
> You see yourself as lower than a dog if you'd rather her fuck a dog than you.
I never said I wouldn't fuck her before or afterwards. I just want to share her with my two dogbros, if she obliges it shows she's obedient to me.

Zoophilia is literally illegal in all 50 US states
Just report him

>>81804126
>I never said I wouldn't fuck her before or afterwards.
Yeah and plenty of cucks get pity-rounds afterwards but if you unironically think watching a woman have sex with a dog and THEN fucking her afterwards isn't deranged cuckold behavior you're either shitposting or in too deep for your delusions.

Felix come back and save us from our misery pleeease

I could swear this is the same retarded tranny who goes into the Straight Pokephilia general in /trash/ and starts dumping women having sex with pokemon until people tell him to kill himself, he has cry, then he posts one of the lolis having sex with pokemon, gets banned for CP and comes back the next day because jannies are utterly inept

>>81804202
Felix can save us next Monday or Tuesday, this week's cursed.

>he finally shut the fuck up

>>81797960
why are her feet starting to get me excited...

>>81795878
Thank you
I'll get right to it

I should get around to putting the first two years of the thread in the library, but goddamn there's too many threads that hit bump limit and stories in '22-'23.

>>81804741
Careful now Hapa-chan, the retarded faggot is going to throw another temper tantrum about this "turning into a /lit/ thread"

>>81802066
>Your family tree now adorned with a new tie(or ties) shared between you and your mother.
God why is this thought so hot? A permanent new and extremely forbidden connection between you and your mom. One that deepens your relationship beyond anything that was before, but also one that could ruin you both if anyone else ever knew. But nevertheless, it's always there, always connecting you and your mom beyond something that is merely child and parent.

>>81797960
Pretty sure my mom only ever read trashy romance novels. I'm the book nerd in the family

>>81797960
I honestly don't know, my mom is more of a watcher than a reader. I know she had a bunch of those Clan of the Cave Bear books, so I guess that?

>>81805180
>there's too many threads that hit bump limit and stories in '22-'23.
The good old days.

>>81793927
Yeah it's cool
But make me brazilian

Making a messy family tree with mommy!

Dad's out tonight, wish I could pronebone my mom. Would it be crazy to ask my mom for a handjob as a birthday present, whenever she asks?

my mom is the only woman i can have actual fantasies about. or at least, the only woman who makes me cum just thinking about her.
i have a lot of wet dreams about her. sometimes i'm fucking her hard, choking her a bit, squeezing her tits, she's moaning my name. other times she's on top, i'm tied up or handcuffed or something, and she's riding me and talking dirty.
they're really clear and obvious dreams, my other dreams are abstract garbage. it's so weird.

I posted here a while ago and you guys said my mother definitely wanted to fuck me but I chickened out. I'm back on my momcest arc. What are the chances that if I live with her for a whole year, work out, and go on trips with her, that we fuck? I dont want to link my story yet in case I do nothing.

>>81782711
I don't like the way she acts.
>>81782739
No
>>81782745
Neither
>>81782761
I was recovering from a surgery so I was bedridden, feeling horny I called her to my room. When she got in bed we started cuddling and I would later poke her with my erect dick, she started complaining but despite that I fondled her breasts. She started explaining something about the sexuality of teenagers and then I ended up crying and telling her about my self-esteem issues I just made up to cover the fact that I was trying to have sex with her lmao. I would have scored if I didn't fold and kept pusing through

>>81809072
Why stop at just a handjob?

>>81772651
Is this actually a thing? That's so hot

>>81809351
Same, I used to also jack off to other women in my teens but as time went on I started maaturbating only thinking about my mom and now my dick doesn't even get up if I don't think about mating with her in missionary.

>>81811882
>mating with her in missionary
As every man should.

for a mother to have sex with her son, how young is too young?
is there such a thing?

>>81812056
Ideally she'd want to wait until the son is 18 to avoid extra guilt, but functionally speaking I'd say 14 is the cutoff - despite mom/shota hentai being hot as hell, you don't actually want to risk child sexual abuse in a proper mother-son relationship.

>>81812056
Impregnation: 18
First penetrative sex: 16
Outer-course sex: 14
Kissing, flirting etc.: 12
"Casual" incest (such as her getting out of the shower nude and letting her son take a good look at her, bending over to reveal her pussy, asking for a massage and then moaning erotically etc.): 10
Emotional incest such as referring to her son as her little boyfriend, or acting jealous: 8

My mom used to have a part-time job helping disadvantaged black kids when she was in college, said a famous black musician was her hall pass, and soon after said to my aunt, "you never go back" about something. She also put her hand between her legs when she saw a black person working at the drive through. She also said she wanted to start casually dating half a year ago, and would go out quite a bit with various excuses, including a part-time nursing job she took voluntarily because it was fun. She said they kept putting her on long hours. I have been away from home for half a year. I'm not making this up. I wish I could fuck her to get her back. Should I check her phone or use a spy camera?

>>81812859
This isn't a mom NTR thread, get out of here with your fetish posting

>>81812874
I'm telling the truth, I swear to god. Does that mean it's so obvious that she's fucking people?

>>81812859
Maybe ask her what she thinks of black people and wait for her to slip up and say she finds them attractive. Or YOU fuck her

>>81812859
>>81812971
Back from your ban already, cuckspammer?
God the jannies in this shithole are incompetent

>>81807591
Thank you thank you thank you, I promise I'll make something good
I know this isn't your usual cup of tea but have it anyway

>>81813708
So you didn't have anything else to say then?

Women are aroused by breastfeeding.

>https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3431754/

>>81813708
This is you in my brain, post midrif and/or booty

>>81814885
>some may decide to stop breastfeeding
This gotta be the ultimate soncuckoldry
Imagine being such a soncel that your own mother gets grossed out by you suckling on her tits and decides to stop giving you her life-giving ultra-nutritioud milk and feed you with toxic microplastic formula that'll destroy your endocrine system and make you end up as a 5'2 feminized hairless midge
Holy SHIT it's grim

>>81813017
he should definitely be the one fucking her instead

>>81809576
Pretty high if you man up and treat her like a normal woman and she doesn't date anyone

>>81815094
do you really?
from what she's said and the pics she's posted hapa-chan is painfully plain, which makes it all the funnier that she's such a freak

anyone wanna see a video of a mom in rem cosplay riding her son

>>81817144
Do you even need to ask? Post it

>>81744475
why are you watching fedtubers?

>>81817144
well? oreganolly

>>81801098
>>81801108
>>81801162
ooooonlyyyy CHADSON can get with her.

Does someone remember that video of a latina milf hugging her sons naked? it was a leaked camera video

>>81820458
This thread
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80817143/#80832750

>>81820915
thanks, will cum to this again

>Mom dropped a bombshell out of know where shes divorcing my dad
>She is 100%, even was willing to leave the house if she had to
I am more of a cuckson myself but seeing as this is a momcest thread do I have a chance at any momcest adventures? I used to worship and massage her feet when I was a kid and would kill to be able to do that again

>>81821396
Depends, what's her reason for leaving? Is she just sick of your dad, or is there another guy? If it's the former, you may have a shot - divorced parents always have a rough go of adjusting, and you being there to help will earn massive points in your favor. If it's the latter, you're shit out of luck.

>>81821589
I am not quite sure in that actually. I do know she is sick of him as he admittedly did not treat her well at all. They have not slept in the same room in a while but I do not think she was cheating. Though it was spurred on by a heated argument after my dad found out she had gotten in the truck with two guys who are sort of family friends. She seems flirty around him but she has always been extroverted and talkative

>>81821396
How close are you with her?

>>81821617
>She seems flirty around him but she has always been extroverted and talkative
Mmm, then your first task is definitely going to be getting the low-down on these two "family friends". It's a tightrope to be sure, you need the information but you don't want to push too hard and seem jealous - the last thing you want is to be negatively compared to your dad. Ar a minimum, the stress of a divorce and sorting out her new life will open up the opportunity for you to give her foot massages under the guise of trying to do something nice for your mom during a difficult time, so try to use those times to probe and get more information. And if possible, try to steer the other guys away from your mom - don't be forceful or aggressive about it, just try to politely dissuade them as best you can.

>>81822092
Eh I would say maybe a little closer than average but not insanely close. Talk and see her daily but do not live under same roof. Do not do things like watch movies or tv with her but will eat meals or go out to eat with her or her and my sister. So cannot just jump straight to foot massages or else it may seem suspicious
>>81822159
One of them had a wife and kids so i do not think anything happened with him but the other one is questionable. She did already say that she was not even sure if she even wanted to do this all over again. I am not sure if she meant marriage or dating as a whole. As far as that is concerned like I said I am also an huge cuckson so if there is another guy it will not be a total loss. Any thoughts on how to slowly ease into foot massages again? Have not done them in so long and do not even remember how I needed up stopping. She does get them from time to time from a younger family member so I know she still wants them.

>>81822226
>Do not do things like watch movies or tv with her but will eat meals or go out to eat with her or her and my sister. So cannot just jump straight to foot massages or else it may seem suspicious
Well this seems like as good a time as any to start spending more time with her. Definitely finding a show or movies to watch with her will help set you up

>cuckson has a whore mom who is definitely cheating
You guys are talking to someone doing a cuck larp. Good job, retards.