Would this fix all your problems?

>>81741905 (OP)
If we stretch the implication a bit
>you managed to find a girl that is interested into
>you're no longer a social reject and are able to finally experience intimacy
>you can claim to yourself that there is one other human being alive that desires you, that considers you to have worth
>you are no longer alone, no longer eternally sidelined, no longer the outsider looking in, no longer marooned on the island of schizoid-like isolation
I think so, yes

>>81741905 (OP)
I'm already circumcised and it did not help.

>>81741905 (OP)
Yes, most of it but who would do this to an ugly sea monkey like me

>>81741905 (OP)
>Would this fix all your problems?
Unquestionably.
>Oh, it's the episode where Tony discusses the 'laig' that his sister stole from his ex-goomah's cousin.
>The gabagool reminds him of the time he saw his faddah cut off Old Man Satriale's pinky finger.

>>81741937
I thought most people on here were exaggerating when they said they've NEVER had sex

>>81741905 (OP)
I highly doubt that she can suck my flaws away.

>>81741991
I thought most people on here were exaggerating when they said they've had sex

>>81741937
I was thinking the girl in the op is just a prostitute

>>81742046
honestly I probably couldn't even get hard for a prostitute

>>81742054
There's not that much of a difference for me. Still a cheap hook up in the metaphorical sense, and in the end doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things.

>>81741905 (OP)
Give the sauce already you fucking selfish nigger

>>81741905 (OP)
sex is meaningless if its not from a girl i love

>>81742135
I know her irl. Can't say

>>81742045
its simple yes or no. how could you exaggerate that?

>>81742184
She already posted the videos voluntarily. that was her decision. So just share them instead of teasing the same webm for weeks.

>>81741905 (OP)
How does this video fix my problems?

>>81741905 (OP)
yes basically what >>81741937 said

>>81742046
But if it free prostitute?

>>81741937
No. I liked be single. I don't need love. Love between man and woman this is bullshit. I need only sex, because i don't have experience.

>>81741905 (OP)
There is no such thing as fixing all your problems. If you had a billion dollars you and your loved ones would be targets for kidnapping and ransom.

>>81742803
I do not like turning women down. If I was Chad I would have to do it constantly.

>>81741905 (OP)
Not if it was a single moment, but if it was a woman showing genuine desire towards me for an extended period of time it would fix my biggest problem, my insecurity and low self-esteem.
I'd then tackle my other problems willingly rather than letting them eat me alive as I have been due to it not mattering.
TLDR: Sex wouldn't solve my problems, a loving gf would make me want to solve my own problems.

>>81741905 (OP)
>hands are involved, in any amount
>no real throat interaction except for 1 mediocre push over the course of 39 seconds
Fuck no

>>81742839
i hate the replies people give to posts like this
>actually your self respect is supposed to come from within before anything else
>t. somebody who can take virtually everything in his life for granted

>>81741905 (OP)
>Would this fix all your problems?
No. I've had plenty of blowjobs and they don't fix any problems.

>>81743282
Maybe for awhile they do, anon

>>81741905 (OP)
all of them? no. one of them (having no bitches)? yes

>>81741905 (OP)
she doesn't seem very excited, probably a lesbian doing it for money

>>81741905 (OP)
I actually want a relationship

>>81742950
lay off the porn for a while buddy

>>81741905 (OP)
Like one blowjob? I'd say that'd probably have me thinking clearly and being actually productive for at least a month and a half.

>>81742135
>>81742184
Gabriela Tovar
Funnestbummer on ig
Geeby/dovescry on onlyfans

Thank me later

My brain is too fucked. I never wanted sex that much, I wanted unrealistic love.

>>81743958
Sorry, GABRIELLA
She also went by softandonly on OF.
She's cute as fuck. Im not even a big tattoo guy, but she does something for me.

>>81741905 (OP)
>Tattooed whore
Bitch get out of here I'm trying to watch the Sopranos

>>81741905 (OP)
yeah i'm into white girls but she'd need to be rich and financially support me

>>81741905 (OP)
If i had this i would become a contributing member of society. but my goverment wont allow it so i wont wageslave.

>>81743958
thank you porn sleuth

>>81741905 (OP)
I'm a married man and father with a wife who is still interested enough to suck me off almost daily, and this still would fix all my problems. Frankly, I'm legitimately addicted to cumming and fucking whenever I have even just a few minutes of free time.

The only thing that can fix my problems is an even bigger problem

>>81744013
Unrealistic how?

>>81741905 (OP)
sex doesn't fix anything. Your hand can do the same thing. Once you have sex you will realize its a big nothingburger.

>>81741905 (OP)
is that sopranokino i spot in the background?