Well, are you passing her test /r9k/?

>>81742119 (OP)
>Is a Scorpio
Nigga shut up with your moonshit or I'll start talking about how some men are destined to be alpha as if that's a real thing

>>81742119 (OP)
Vagina creatures need to shut their flaps up

>>81742119 (OP)
>spreads her legs for a BBC Chad who fails her test tremendously
Can foids just say they don't want a cuck beta oml

>>81742119 (OP)
8/11
Unemployed, dont have a car, never played sports in highschool

>>81742119 (OP)
She looks like she was just born.

>>81742119 (OP)
Sidewalkrulecels rise up

>>81742119 (OP)
Even if I check all her list she still won't date a sea monkey like me

>>81742119 (OP)
>is a scorpio

>>81742119 (OP)
I don't but she doesn't pass mine either

>>81742119 (OP)
>drives unsafe
I don't drive at all.
>owns a car...
I don't own a car.
>peaked as a D3 athlete
What even is that? I'm skinny and tall, which makes me more athletic than the vast majority of people, considering how I see more and more fat fucks everywhere.
>doesn't have sisters
Why is this a problem?
>asks to split the bill..
I thought women were independent and our equals now? When I go out with my friends, splitting expenses is basically a given.
>just got out of a serious relationship.
Volcel, partly because there are too many crazy foids like picrel.

>>81742411
>Why is this a problem?
Because she's mentally ill

>>81742119 (OP)
no, this whore sounds stupid, would struggle cuddle though

>>81742119 (OP)
>sidewalk rule
sorry I don't date racists
seems greedy too, bullet dodged

>>81742411
It's assumed that if he has sisters he will already have a reasonable understanding of women since he grew up with them and will have a better opinion of women. Women consider have good relationships with female family a green flag generally.

>>81742853
Okay but most people grow up with a mother. My mom and grandma are the only women I can think of who seem reasonably sane and easy to get along with. And funnily enough, because I lucked out with them, the majority of women I encounter IRL seem dumber, crazier and worse in every way, intellectually.

>>81742119 (OP)
>Punches walls
Impulsive and prone to venting frustration through violence
>Drives unsafe
Doesn't value her safety, her future families' safety, and is reckless
>Unemployed
Loser who has no money and therefore can't go out and do stuff with her, also bad investment if looking for a long term relationship/family
>Owns a car he cannot afford
Reckless with money and probably impulse-buys things for ego sake
>Peaked at D3
He will always look back at not making pro or college-level and be a shit about it
>Doesn't have sisters
>>81742853
>Is a scorpio
Girl lingo for a playa archtype, only based on cosmic nonsense
>Sidewalk rule
Walking curbside is considered gentlemanly and polite, if he doesn't even know the basics he will not do any further chivalry for her
>Ask to split the bill the first date
When most of her dates and her friends dates and her mom's dates and every womans dates pay in full, a man going splitzies is a sign he doesn't actually want her
>Mental health
Ticking timebomb when things get tough in the future
>Just got out of a relationship
Women know how men generally take breakups, she will be compared to the ex or cleaning up the exs emotional mess or she will just be a rebound before the ex returns to snatch the man up again
There.

>>81742119 (OP)
>doesn't know the sidewalk rule
Do women really care about which side their men stands as if it'd make her any more or less likely to die if a car going 40MPH in a 25 decided to plow into us?
What an absolute meme of a gender.
I failed cause I punch walls, haven't in years, I've started just slamming my fist into my desk or thigh.
I'm unemployed.
I love women, but man, they make it hard.

That's a lot of words for saying
>Don't date non-Chad

>>81742119 (OP)
I pass all of that, actually.

Its a trick, shes bragging about how apish her ex is to make other roasties jealous

>>81742119 (OP)
every one of these rules would be broken if the guy is hot enough. women will hit on admitted child diddlers if he is

>>81742119 (OP)
>tiktok user
She doesn't pass my test, so why does it matter?

>doesn't know how to take care of his mental health
God forbid you be loving and support him through it.

As a femanon...
what the fuck is she on about??

>>81742119 (OP)
woman is just coping after her recent breakup

people like these shouldn't be paid attention to

>>81743760
>black girl likes criminals
and..

>>81743796
*crashes through your bedroom wall with my car*
hello ;)

>>81742119 (OP)
>unemployed
>doesn't have sisters
>doesn't know the sidewalk rule
I imagine it's the thing where men will go to the opposite sidewalk instead of directly passing women to make them feel more secure. Right?
>asks to split the bill on the first date
Depends

I am kinda glad I don't fit the bill on some tiktok hoe.

>>81743927
>go to the opposite sidewalk instead of directly passing women

I do that but with black people

>>81742119 (OP)
Jesus, all those rules but look at her

>>81744183
It's honestly their fault because they should know it makes you uncomfortable.

>>81744194
Hoeflation has gotten out of hand. Even the girls we'd call "butterface" back in the day can command a premium on OF

>>81742119 (OP)
I don't know the sidewalk rule...darn

>>81742119 (OP)
sidewalk rule?
what the fuck is this foid bullshit

Even if I get a gf I'd just get dumped for BS reasons

>>81742119 (OP)
I unironically pass it all, however she does not pass my cardinal rule:
>never date a skinny woman with fat arms

>>81742119 (OP)
>mental health
Uh oh

>>81742119 (OP)
>sidewalk rule
I still do this with my younger brother, always have since we were little. Never done it for a girl, though lmao.

we're both in our 30s now

>when robots don't know the sidewalk rule

She is unattractive. She has no opinions.

>>81742119 (OP)
> 20 lbs over weight
Doesn't matter if I pass her test, she doesn't pass mine.