>wake up
>immediately start attention whoring online
why am i like this
>>81746689 (OP)>why am i like thisBecause you have nothing real in your life and are starved for affection. Get friends or a partner if you can, hard ask I know.
>>81746689 (OP)because HPD is awesome and makes everyone like you (as long as you're careful not to reveal your intentions!!!)
>>81746689 (OP)This is on the same level as to ask why dogs bark
well you're not a woman so that's actually a good question
(answer: you're a massive faggot)