>be me
>26 year old virgin
>handsome
>have long and very thick dick
>have never kissed a girl
>act extremely autistic and hilariously retarded around girls reflexively
what do i do man

>>81748551 (OP)
is it because your nervous? just drink a bit of alcohol before leaving the house

>>81748551 (OP)
>what do i do man
Be like a video game character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPI84G5HpJ8

>>81748551 (OP)
Accept you're sperg.

>>81748551 (OP)
you seek out a nice spergy girl that relates to your sperginess
but too bad ur stacy only so that wont happen

>>81748786
Sperg girls are hard to find, well I found one or two but they were very underage and they sexually harassed me.

>>81748786
>nice spergy girl
I am afraid those already have bfs.

>>81748551 (OP)
escortmaxx they will treat you nice if you are handsome