Thread 81750613

would you let your gf sniff your worn socks and underwear..?

>>81750613 (OP)
>your gf
don't have one

>>81750613 (OP)
I guess but I usually use my socks for a cum rag

>>81750613 (OP)
This is a strictly male paraphilia you are a tranner

>>81750613 (OP)
if it gets her off i guess, she'd have to stop shaving for me though

>>81750613 (OP)
yes, it's cute. Also when I'm dating a girl I'll wear hoodies and let them steal em. girl I'm currently dating has like a full set of clothes of mine.

>>81750613 (OP)
Thats a male thing, you are one too

>>81750613 (OP)
Of course, as long as I can sniff hers.

>>81750640
you wouldn't need to cum in socks anymore if you had a gf
>>81750651
but body hair on girls is gross!!!

>>81750613 (OP)
no, if i had a girlfriend i would keep her chained standing to a wall in a burqa 24/7 with a bucket underneath her for her necessary excretions which i would empty monthly regardless of if it were overflowing. i would come into her room 5 times a day, every day to beat her with an iron rod for the crime of being a disgusting subhuman foid. i would not give her the pleasure of being able to sniff my socks or underwear, nor would i allow her to feel my penis penetrating her putrid roast beef curtains. if she so much as suggested the idea of skin-to skin contact with me i would cut her arm off with a hacksaw and make her chew it with her toothless mouth. i would feed her nothing but day-old leftovers mixed in with cold water once a day, which i would quickly shovel down her throat so as to minimize the amount of time i have to endure her inhuman presence and to make sure she enjoys it as little as possible. at the end of each day i would strangle her to the point of unconsciousness and then a few seconds longer so her already deficient brain may be cut off from the oxygen it knows that it doesnt deserve.

>>81750659
it's actually not a male thing it's a very female thing and it's one of the weirder things they do

>>81750673
Body hair is literally the best part on girls, pair it with questionable hygiene in a weirdo girl and it's just peak

>>81750613 (OP)
I wouldn't. My underwear and socks are extra stank because I never replace them. My underwear literally smells like rank cum, sweat, and piss.

>>81750728
that's what she wants, anon.

>>81750712
why is it weird to enjoy your bf's smell??
maybe it's a female thing because we have heightened olfactory senses

Only if you're my gf gross fembot

>>81750613 (OP)
/lgbt/ character

>>81751168
i'm borrowing her

>>81750613 (OP)
Yes, but I would tease her for it, as it is a bit unorthodox. Next question.

>>81751246
Oh shame, cis practice gf wouldnt be bad do

>>81751322
>Next question
what does it smell like :D

>>81751385
NTA but I know the answer
feet and balls

>>81751428
no i meant his penis...

>>81751441
you can smell mine. I'll get it nice and sweaty in the gym for you.

yes, but only if I get to sniff her stuff too.

>>81750613 (OP)
Maybe but I'd tease/mock her for it

>>81751385
>>81751441
Sweat, dirt, and a bit of smoke. Can't help you with the specifics though I'm not that flexible, apologies.

>>81751456
it's not nice to make fun of your gf
>>81751502
SMOKE???

>>81751550
I have a lot of scrap wood, so when I'm done working outdoors I like to light a fire. It's cozy, but makes me and everything I wear smell like smoke for a while.

>>81751575
man who doesn't love a smoked sausage?

>>81751588
Not a fan of pork but I'm sure that's not what you mean. Also, while I was away I did some laundry, but no other interesting scents outside of flour, sweat, dirt, and me. Sorry I couldn't be more unkempt for you anon.

>>81751820
what were you doing outside nonnie

>>81750613 (OP)
underwear yes socks no, I'm going to call her a footfag pervert and escort her out of the building

>>81751907
>I'm going to call her a footfag pervert and escort her out of the building
NOOOOOOOOOO ;___;

>>81750613 (OP)
Yes.
I would let my gf do basically whatever she wanted with my clothes or penis.
There are limits, though. I'm talking about playing with it, holding it while I pee, stacking doughnuts on it, putting cream or whatever on it, tie a bow on it, etc.

>>81751937
what are the limits? :o

>>81750613 (OP)
Yes. Would mean she likes my musk.