Thread 81751457 - /r9k/ [Archived: 518 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:51:27 AM No.81751457
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Foids, if humans were cats would you be more slutty or less slutty?
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:52:58 AM No.81751473
I'd go into estrus and not think just get fucked by the chaddest tomcat and have his kittens.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:53:59 AM No.81751487
>>81751473
There's truly no god on this website
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:39:08 AM No.81751862
>>81751457 (OP)
less, giving birth to 5 kids at once on average seems like hell. no tiny cat condoms
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Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE
7/8/2025, 6:48:46 AM No.81752421
Cat penis is barbed!
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:55:19 AM No.81752492
>>81751457 (OP)
The concept of slutty wouldnt even exist, because I would be a cat. And cats only reproduce instinctively and when they enter heat and mating season, so I would just be only having sex for procreation purposes. There is no societal structure, only reproduce. There are no slutty cats.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:57:06 AM No.81752513
>>81751487
She speaks our language, verily
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:13:01 AM No.81752649
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>>81752492
>There are no slutty cats
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE
7/8/2025, 7:16:38 AM No.81752676
>>81752492
Had a roommate with a complete slut cat that had to be jerked off once an hour and that happened all year, but that might of been because she kept getting jerked off so idk
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:23:24 AM No.81752725
>>81751457 (OP)
I would sleep all day and have peasants bring me catnip and salmon.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:35:40 AM No.81752800
>>81752676
W-what? Is your room mate Shane Dawson?
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:29:20 AM No.81753489
>>81752800
>2022+3
>not jerking off your cat
NGMI
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:31:18 AM No.81753500
>>81751862
but you don't have to squeeze them through a human's awkward bipedal pelvis